5 definitions by Deluded_or_summat

crip

A derogatory term, short for "cripple", i.e, a disabled person.

Disabled guy: "Yes hello, does your store have an elevator, I'd like to reach the 2nd floor please"
Clerk: "Hold on one second please sir"
Clerk (to colleague): "Hey, is the elevator working? That crip wants to get to menswear"

by Deluded_or_summat March 21, 2007

buffet

A type of restaurant in which fat/obese Americans pay a set fee and then eat as much as they want. Said by theorists to be a major contribution to America's obesity problem.

Indeed, one of life's unanswered questions, is how the hell can the American hospitality sector not go into recession with the vulgar amounts that its customers shove down their throats at buffet restaurants.

by Deluded_or_summat March 21, 2007

modular

The new format of most degrees and educational qualifications. Formerly, such qualifications would be assessed by a single or multiple examination(s) at the end of the work. Under the modular format, exams are taken at the end of each learning stage. A criticism is it puts too much pressure on teachers to constantly mark.

Teacher: "I can't cope with all this marking"
Teacher 2: "I know, the modular system fucking sucks"

by Deluded_or_summat March 21, 2007

C3PO

The lesser-known, homosexually inclined robot co-star of R2D2 in the blockbuster movie "Star Wars".

C3PO's flamboyant tendancies have resulted in him being the butt of many homosexual jokes, in various television shows such as The Simpsons.

by Deluded_or_summat March 22, 2007

BSc

Type of university degree award. Acronym for "Bachelor of Sciences". Applied to science, engineering, and some management type degrees.

"Hey, I just graduated!"
"Wicked, what was your degree?"
"BSc Physics"
"Well done"

by Deluded_or_summat March 21, 2007