3 definitions by DecapitatedScrotum

The Red Gates

A location in Rocky Mountain Hell located outside the indoctrination centres called West Central High School and Pioneer Middle School. It's main inhabitants are drug addicted, fucktards with God complexes and are completely devoid of any common sense. Their ecological niche primarily consists of smoking a fat dooby and polluting the town by tossing their cancer sticks anywhere they damn well please and letting their cars idle to spew toxic gas for hours on end. They have no regard for anybody but themselves. The location itself reeks of the putrid scent of 2nd hand smoke and gas fumes from their shitty, barely functional Kijiji trucks. west central high school Rocky Mountain House

"Hey you want to go and hang out by the red gates?" "No. I'm not a pot smoking tumor."

by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016

The United States of America

The land of the free.... and obesity epidemics... and mass shootings... and heart attacks... and fascism... and racism... and alcoholism...

Worse than Somalia.

"THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS THA BEST CUNTRY IN DA WERLD!!! MUH FREEDOMS!"

by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016

Caroline

A tiny village in the middle of butt fuck nowhere Alberta. It's population prides itself on its abundance of drug trafficking and locally owned businesses run by alcoholic, one toothed conservatives. The only visitation it gets is when someone is driving through to go to Innisfail and maybe stop and have a shit at Subway. The ghetto of Alberta. alberta

"Hey can we stop for a rest in Caroline?" "No. I don't wanna get shot."

by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016