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When you fuck so hard/long you feel physically ill similar to an alcohol "hangover"
Damn she fucked me so hard I had a bangover for a week!
by Deathclawofdeath December 6, 2015
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a Russian slang term used for "a flat chested whore" translated literally a (plank of wood)

pronounced "doe-skah"
(dimitri) yazakov must you always attract doska's !?
(yazakov) fuck off dimitri!
by Deathclawofdeath August 28, 2016
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the (1-10) scale for females attractiveness consists of

1= The lowest attractiveness possible If you bang a 1, you are cursed and shamed for life.

2=An ugly girl is an ugly girl She won’t turn any heads.

3=This is probably the largest category of females on the planet a common term for a 3 is “cute.”

4=It’s about as low as you can go before you fall into the “just cute” category.

5= Think of the hottest girl you personally know. She is a 5. Don’t argue with it, accept it and learn to set your sights higher.

6=She is the hottest girl you’ve ever seen.She will respect how big your balls are and hopefully if you play your cards right, she will soon be sucking on them

7=Megan Fox is the perfect example of a 7,she is virtually out of reach

8=Victoria’s Secret Models,All you have to do to get an 8 is be extremely rich,Being famous is a plus too.

9= A woman who is incredibly hot and most likely a sorcerer of sex.

10= An absolute must wife woman,A modern deity of beauty,A true a cumshot conjuror
(john) so on a (1-10) female attractiveness scale what do you think my sisters bestfreind ranks?
(henry) hmm proabaly like a 6 bro she's such a babe!
by Deathclawofdeath August 28, 2016
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1) N: a person who would enjoy/enjoys being fucked in their ass...by anyone or anything. 2) essentially the same as buttfucker but somewhere you cant swear (school)
John: "lets go bomb that hill bro' Chris: "I cant, gotta go home soon"
John: "don't be a futtbucker you queer"
by Deathclawofdeath June 11, 2017
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