6 definitions by Death Monk

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To orally extract semen from someone's rectum
I'm gonna felch you till your asshole twitches, bitch
by Death Monk May 07, 2003

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dirty, useless leaches on society, usually unemployable with at least four delinquent uneducated children; where all your taxes go
Pizza delivery for the scrotters!
by Death Monk January 03, 2004

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moron/idiot/person of low intelligence
are you filming with the sprackers tomorrow, Col?
by Death Monk May 09, 2003

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Plural of spracker
are you filming with the sprackers tomorrow, Col?
by Death Monk May 11, 2003

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moron, person of low intelligence and/or ridicule, idiot
She's such a spracker
by Death Monk May 07, 2003

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cock cheese
fuck me, is there mozarella on my bell or am I having a smeg episode
by Death Monk May 08, 2003

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