Deanimal and Oca's definitions

distractive

One that is so attractive, that it can be distracting to others.

Sue is so distractive, I can't concentrate on my spreadsheet.

by Deanimal and Oca November 11, 2007

detented

To have one's pants return to normal, after a hard-on has subsided

I couldn't leave work after surfing porn sites for an hour, until my pants were detented.

by Deanimal and Oca February 23, 2007

information hershey highway

Using any electrical device (most often a laptop, but it could encompass cell phones, blackberry, etc.) to go online, while using the toilet.

Steph: "I thought guys only took magazines and newspapers into the john."
Tom: "Nope...I need to 'log-on' to the information hershey highway.

by Deanimal and Oca May 21, 2008

migation

Any group of gay men flocking together, usually going from one bar to another

It was difficult to penetrate the migation leaving Roscoes and headed to Cocktail.

by Deanimal and Oca November 25, 2007

jonline

Going online while using the john

Steph: "hey Tom, where you headed with your laptop?"
Tom: "Need to go jonline and check a few emails"
Steph: "Nothing like multi-tasking".

by Deanimal and Oca May 21, 2008

poop lit

Reading material written in easily digestible chucks making it ideally suited for a bathroom visit.

Steve grabbed some poop lit on his way to the john.

by Deanimal and Oca August 14, 2008

uncrap

To fix or make right; rectify

I need to uncrap the situation with Randy...he's still mad about the other night.

by Deanimal and Oca December 19, 2006