Flight attendant: Sir, open the door and return to your seat!
Last guy on the toilet: J-j-just a minute, I'm still not done.
Flight attendant: I'm going to give 30 seconds before I'm going to open the door by force.
Last guy on the toilet: Crap, I have to uncrap myself ...
*returns to his seat

uncrap by woosahh September 9, 2009

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unCrazed

It means the opposite to "crazy". Taking the "crazy" out of Hollywood.

That celebrity is unCrazed.

unCrazed by notsocrazy November 15, 2018

Unrapeable

Someone who is so grotesquely disgusting they aren't even worth the energy to rape.

Allan - Hey man, did you see that lady?

Brent - That bitch is Unrapeable.

Unrapeable by 7O01 March 17, 2012

Unrapping

The act of covering a rap song in a non-rap genre.

No one else can cover Childish Gambino. They're just unrapping it.

Unrapping by Troy and Abed in the Morning October 18, 2011

untrappable

UnTrappable: adj. Unable to be trapped. a spry, cunning, fox-like human being possessing the ability to think quickly and 'MacGyver' their way out of heightened and treacherous circumstances. Commonly used to describe those with impeccable Escape Room success records. Also used to describe those that are unbeatable, invincible, and those that cannot be trapped. Etymology is often traced to Trapology Boston in Boston, Massachusetts.

"Bro, that guy's wicked #UnTrappable. He got outta that escape room in, like, 32 minutes. He's like Brady in the pocket, bro."

untrappable by untrappablerusty September 16, 2018

UDcrapculler

one who culls the crap out of Urban Dictionary; usually a pro that knows how to write a sentence, use punctuation and is relatively creative

Duane was hired as the new UDcrapculler.

The new UDcrapculler gave new credibility to Urban Dictionary.

Microsoft wants to purchase the rights to use UD definitions thanks to their UDcrapculler.

UDcrapculler by dconder February 27, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026