Dean's definitions

selectively active

a word invented my myself bout a year ago... its the niecst way or saying you're lazy

- im hungry
- go eat
- food's too far away... i need a butler
- lazy butt
- im not lazy..... im selectively active

by Dean December 4, 2004

pieface

To take ones hand and push another person's face.

An open hand, covering another perons face like you threw a pie at them.

Mark was being a jerk, so I piefaced him and he fell to his knees.

by Dean November 12, 2004

m4

achieves over 75% commenality with M16A2... but shorter range

by Dean August 4, 2003

M16A2

one of the best standard issue assualt rifle in world... you just need to keep it clean.

The M16A2 ownz that ugly AK74SU!

by Dean August 4, 2003

Schlong

Another word for penis or cock or wang, can be used as asshole or buttmuncher, overall a very flexible, somewhat sexual word.

Robert, quit being such a schlong!

by Dean February 9, 2004

Constantine

The coolest person alive, also a Greek.

Woah. You know Constantine G? No way.

by Dean February 16, 2005

Pij

A word used to describe someone sexually excited by strange images.

You're a bit of a closet Pij, aren't you?

by Dean April 13, 2005