Dean's definitions

selectively active

a word invented my myself bout a year ago... its the niecst way or saying you're lazy

- im hungry
- go eat
- food's too far away... i need a butler
- lazy butt
- im not lazy..... im selectively active

by Dean December 4, 2004

M16A2

one of the best standard issue assualt rifle in world... you just need to keep it clean.

The M16A2 ownz that ugly AK74SU!

by Dean August 4, 2003

manpal

Another word for boyfriend.

"Are you that chic's boyfriend?"
"I prefer the term 'manpal'"

by Dean October 11, 2004

ty

Net nerd version of "thank you"

n00b: "lol ty 4 tha pix!"

by Dean May 13, 2005

ice

To ejaculate, per se.

"Roger, I iced on your mother last night."

by Dean January 13, 2007

shizzling the nizzle

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."

by Dean May 13, 2005

carpet trimmer

A person who grooms or shaves pubic hair, normally performed on another person.

Misty is an excellent carpet trimmer who never nicks her subjects.

by Dean July 27, 2003