slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005

sbiznak

Shows strong emotions

Oh sbiznak! I forgot my lunch

by Dean May 13, 2005

M60

Also a crappy american tank phased out because of low mobility and a crap ass 105MM cannon..

by Dean August 04, 2003

floodmatt

(n) 1. (derogatory) an exceptionally annoying internet personality, usually implying gayness in both senses: light-hearted and homosexual.

2. wears yellow suits.

3. a clown

That guy is such a floodmatt

by dean October 06, 2004

Constantine

The coolest person alive, also a Greek.

Woah. You know Constantine G? No way.

by Dean February 16, 2005

Hybrid Perception

Group of crazy guys from Rhode Island. They do stupid and crazy things.

www.hybridperception.net

I wish I could be in Hybrid Perception.

by Dean December 21, 2004

rofflewaffle

Another variant of rofl, this time involving a breakfast food.

Also known as "roffle my waffle."

Bob: "Man, I was so stoned yesterday."
Steve: "LOL! You're gonna' make me roffle my waffle!"

by Dean March 27, 2005