8 definitions by David From Austin
The type of girl that sleeps around but can't ever seem get wet and, out of her own insecurity that she is sexually deformed, always blames it on the guy. Her serious denial forces her to intentionally never have any kind of lubricant available. Most commonly stems from some sort of deep seeded 'Daddy Issues'.
by David From Austin September 17, 2007
by David From Austin September 12, 2007
by David From Austin September 11, 2007
by David From Austin September 11, 2007
A Mexican American's retirement plan. Typically non existent. A formal retirement plan is not necessary when you can just live with one of your 15 children once too old to support yourself.
HR: "Would you like to put any of your paycheck towards our 401-k?"
Dominic: "'401-k'? Nah puto. I'm already fully vested in my own '401-Que?'"
Dominic: "'401-k'? Nah puto. I'm already fully vested in my own '401-Que?'"
by David From Austin September 13, 2007
Adj.
1. Woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.
2. A womans red, puffy, and swollen vagina after a night of rough drunk sex. Also known as a "Puffy Taco"
1. Woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.
2. A womans red, puffy, and swollen vagina after a night of rough drunk sex. Also known as a "Puffy Taco"
by David From Austin September 17, 2007
I almost got into a freaking car accident while staring at some calorie gallery wearing spandex and a tube top.
by David From Austin September 13, 2007