Blaster Ass 

When you shit and your ass acts more like a pressure washer than a soft serve ice cream machine.

Ever time I eat taco bell I get a bad case of blaster ass!

Blaster Ass by David From Austin September 24, 2007

double-barreled-ass-blaster 

one absolutly humongus fart

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.

double-barreled-ass-blaster by GreenEyedMadman September 9, 2005

ass blaster 

A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers

John just let an ass blaster that cleared the whole room

ass blaster by red April 16, 2005

ass blaster 

To nut in a girls ass

I ass blasted the whore!

ass blaster by sihatchturbo January 17, 2005

ass blaster 

good Mexican food

"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"

"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."

ass blaster by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003

ass blaster 

1. An animal from Tremmors that flys by igniting a bodily fluid that shoots from their ass.

2. A Queer, Homo, Faggot.

Hey Burt, theres an Assblaster right behind you!

Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.

ass blaster by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Super Master Ass Blaster 

One who is exceptionally skilled in all types of combat.

Whoa! Bruce Lee was the Super Master Ass Blaster of his time

Super Master Ass Blaster by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005