Davezilla's definitions

Republican Pride

The Republican version of gay pride. A Republican who is proud to be Republican despite being fucked in the ass by his own party.

My uncle is proud to be a Republican even though they sent his job to Mexico by writing and passing NAFTA. They even tried to take away his emergency assistance when the farm flooded! That's Republican Pride for you.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019

Proud Republican

An insult in disguise. Someone who is ignorant or unaware of the massive number of failures by the Republican Party

My Proud Republican uncle was totally unaware that 25 Republican failed states are dependent on handouts from the Democrats and have massive widespread poverty, or that Republican states have 3-6 times the homicide rate of their Democratic counterparts. He thinks they are self sufficient and well behaved! Can you believe it?

by Davezilla July 7, 2019

Goldiloxed

When someone get something *just right*. Not too high, not too low. Just right. They Goldiloxed it. Also spelled Goldilocksed.

Adrienne Goldiloxed that proposal and the client was all in.

by Davezilla February 27, 2023

KY Conservative

A Republican who lets himself be fucked over by his own party but is brainwashed into believing he is somehow being treated well.

KY stands for KY sexual lubricant that is used to make intercourse easier on the recipient of the pounding.

My father is a KY Conservative. He voted for them because he lost his job, but they were the ones who sent it to Mexico in the first place. He voted away his entire life work while blindly believing he would get something in return.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019

snoregasm

The condition of waking up and realzing you've had an orgasm in your sleep.

I had the most intense snoregasm last night!

by Davezilla November 14, 2006

Dontard

Someone who is easily taken advantage of because they believe conmen over common sense

My dontard uncle believes anything Trump says. He wouldn't know the truth if it slapped him across the face.

by Davezilla July 6, 2019

Norman Rockwell Moment

Any image of a small town event with archetypal characters that evoke imagery suitable for a Normal Rockwell painting.

"Dude. We went to Sarah's BBQ at her parents' house. Fried chicken and watermelon. I had a Norman Rockwell moment."

by Davezilla October 13, 2008