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The act of denying proven facts about politics because the person does not want to admit an the truth.
The denialism in much of America has convinced many Republicans that Liberals are dependent on federal government. But in reality the Liberal states pay hundreds of billions of dollars per year to help assist their ungrateful political opponents.
by Davezilla July 6, 2019
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My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
Get the Closeted Republican mug.Using an unusually stupid example of wrongdoing to try and excuse other wrongdoing. When in reality it just makes both examples wrong.
"It's okay for China to collect our metadata because the US did the same thing and used it to hunt terrorists in Yemen"
"Dude, that is the stupidest whataboutism I have ever heard. If you think it's wrong against terrorists then why the hell do you think it's okay to do the same against anyone else? If one is wrong then they're both wrong, dumbass."
"Dude, that is the stupidest whataboutism I have ever heard. If you think it's wrong against terrorists then why the hell do you think it's okay to do the same against anyone else? If one is wrong then they're both wrong, dumbass."
by Davezilla July 6, 2019
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Get the snoregasm mug.When a political follower lets themselves get fucked over while believing they are being treated well.
Republican Mitch McConnell has become the richest politician in the country while his state has fallen apart and become the most impoverished state in the country.
His brainwashed supporters believe he is saving them from non existent oppression from liberals, when in reality he is just fucking them over.
That's KY Politics for you.
His brainwashed supporters believe he is saving them from non existent oppression from liberals, when in reality he is just fucking them over.
That's KY Politics for you.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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Get the Dontard mug.Any image of a small town event with archetypal characters that evoke imagery suitable for a Normal Rockwell painting.
"Dude. We went to Sarah's BBQ at her parents' house. Fried chicken and watermelon. I had a Norman Rockwell moment."
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