Davezilla's definitions

jimmy

a portable flash or jump drive

"Rip those files to the jimmy."

by Davezilla July 30, 2008

snoregasm

The condition of waking up and realzing you've had an orgasm in your sleep.

I had the most intense snoregasm last night!

by Davezilla November 14, 2006

g-t-o

Urban slang for ghetto

Bitch, why you wearing that? That is so g-t-o.

by Davezilla September 18, 2007

trobe

Idiots. People who don't fit ones own superior view of how others should behave and act. For example, smokers who dump their car ashtrays on your driveway are definitely trobes.
Alternate spelling: tr0b (zero replaces the 'o').

Ed: "We were drinking with Tony last night. That guy has the bladder of a six year-old girl."
Lisa: "What a trobe."
Ed: "Word."

by Davezilla October 18, 2007

Norman Rockwell Moment

Any image of a small town event with archetypal characters that evoke imagery suitable for a Normal Rockwell painting.

"Dude. We went to Sarah's BBQ at her parents' house. Fried chicken and watermelon. I had a Norman Rockwell moment."

by Davezilla October 13, 2008

Whataboutism

Using an unusually stupid example of wrongdoing to try and excuse other wrongdoing. When in reality it just makes both examples wrong.

"It's okay for China to collect our metadata because the US did the same thing and used it to hunt terrorists in Yemen"

"Dude, that is the stupidest whataboutism I have ever heard. If you think it's wrong against terrorists then why the hell do you think it's okay to do the same against anyone else? If one is wrong then they're both wrong, dumbass."

by Davezilla July 6, 2019

Objectivist

Someone who claims to be neutral and self sufficient, but who is truly totally dependent on others and brainwashed by propaganda.

Objectivist founder Ayn Rand preached of self reliance and neutrality, but survived on welfare while backing right wing authoritarian candidates.

by Davezilla July 6, 2019