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Republican in the closet

A Republican who is in denial and can't admit to himself that he's being fucked in the ass by his own party.
My uncle is a Republican in the closet. He still can't admit the Republican fucked him over by writing and passing NAFTA and sending his job to Mexico.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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trobe

Idiots. People who don't fit ones own superior view of how others should behave and act. For example, smokers who dump their car ashtrays on your driveway are definitely trobes.
Alternate spelling: tr0b (zero replaces the 'o').
Ed: "We were drinking with Tony last night. That guy has the bladder of a six year-old girl."
Lisa: "What a trobe."
Ed: "Word."
by Davezilla October 18, 2007
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Philo

Ancient Greek word for a friend that is so good at social favors they end up doing it professionally. Or a Professor who is exceptionally good at getting students interested in a subject.

A Philo was not just a friend, but eventually became an official title of someone that could be hired to set up arranged marriages for men who were too intimidated to do so themselves.

This evolved into an official title used in multiple fields, such as “Philomath”. Someone who helps another person marry math/science. Essentially a Professor.

Philo is often mistaken for a first name, such as the famous historian Philo Judaeus. This is not his name but his title, meaning Professor of Judaism.
Mark is such a great friend! He just hooked me up with a Julia!

Ya, he’s such a good Philo he could get Pandas to mate!
by Davezilla June 27, 2021
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KY Politics

When a political follower lets themselves get fucked over while believing they are being treated well.
Republican Mitch McConnell has become the richest politician in the country while his state has fallen apart and become the most impoverished state in the country.

His brainwashed supporters believe he is saving them from non existent oppression from liberals, when in reality he is just fucking them over.

That's KY Politics for you.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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KY Conservative

A Republican who lets himself be fucked over by his own party but is brainwashed into believing he is somehow being treated well.

KY stands for KY sexual lubricant that is used to make intercourse easier on the recipient of the pounding.
My father is a KY Conservative. He voted for them because he lost his job, but they were the ones who sent it to Mexico in the first place. He voted away his entire life work while blindly believing he would get something in return.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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snoregasm

The condition of waking up and realzing you've had an orgasm in your sleep.
I had the most intense snoregasm last night!
by Davezilla November 14, 2006
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Proud Republican

An insult in disguise. Someone who is ignorant or unaware of the massive number of failures by the Republican Party
My Proud Republican uncle was totally unaware that 25 Republican failed states are dependent on handouts from the Democrats and have massive widespread poverty, or that Republican states have 3-6 times the homicide rate of their Democratic counterparts. He thinks they are self sufficient and well behaved! Can you believe it?
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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