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Norman Rockwell Moment

Any image of a small town event with archetypal characters that evoke imagery suitable for a Normal Rockwell painting.
"Dude. We went to Sarah's BBQ at her parents' house. Fried chicken and watermelon. I had a Norman Rockwell moment."
by Davezilla October 13, 2008
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Dontard

Someone who is easily taken advantage of because they believe conmen over common sense
My dontard uncle believes anything Trump says. He wouldn't know the truth if it slapped him across the face.
by Davezilla July 6, 2019
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Philo

Ancient Greek word for a friend that is so good at social favors they end up doing it professionally. Or a Professor who is exceptionally good at getting students interested in a subject.

A Philo was not just a friend, but eventually became an official title of someone that could be hired to set up arranged marriages for men who were too intimidated to do so themselves.

This evolved into an official title used in multiple fields, such as “Philomath”. Someone who helps another person marry math/science. Essentially a Professor.

Philo is often mistaken for a first name, such as the famous historian Philo Judaeus. This is not his name but his title, meaning Professor of Judaism.
Mark is such a great friend! He just hooked me up with a Julia!

Ya, he’s such a good Philo he could get Pandas to mate!
by Davezilla June 27, 2021
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Closeted Republican

A Republican who can't admit he's being fucked in the ass by his own party, much like a gay man in denial
My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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KY Conservative

A Republican who lets himself be fucked over by his own party but is brainwashed into believing he is somehow being treated well.

KY stands for KY sexual lubricant that is used to make intercourse easier on the recipient of the pounding.
My father is a KY Conservative. He voted for them because he lost his job, but they were the ones who sent it to Mexico in the first place. He voted away his entire life work while blindly believing he would get something in return.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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snoregasm

The condition of waking up and realzing you've had an orgasm in your sleep.
I had the most intense snoregasm last night!
by Davezilla November 14, 2006
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Denialism

The act of denying proven facts about politics because the person does not want to admit an the truth.
The denialism in much of America has convinced many Republicans that Liberals are dependent on federal government. But in reality the Liberal states pay hundreds of billions of dollars per year to help assist their ungrateful political opponents.
by Davezilla July 6, 2019
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