A noun derived from a mis-spelling of the word country and its containing of the word cunt.
It is used to describe a country which is seen by the rest of the world as somewhat of a douche for some reason or another, whether it being its political stance, scaremongering, illegal wars, human rights infringements or anything else seen as objectionable by the person describing the country.
It is advisable to not use this definition in polite company.
Under the Bush administration, the USA has become the biggest cuntry this world has ever seen.
Of course, they'll soon be overtaken by China due to its high profile human rights breaches, not to mention the number of coal-powered power stations being opened and polluting the atmosphere.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!