DaveZeroZero's definitions
a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.
by DaveZeroZero July 22, 2007
Get the lovetardmug. What has been deemed to have been dished out by the pwner to the pwnee, as it were. It is the noun produced by the verb "to pwn".
A more advanced term for pwnage, also coming with heavier connotations.
A more advanced term for pwnage, also coming with heavier connotations.
by DaveZeroZero March 19, 2008
Get the pwnishmentmug. An area, building or object filled with attractive people, or people who you would - i.e. have sex with.
It is derived from this area or object (such as a car) being filled with "would", sounding like "wood", therefore the connection to forest becomes apparent.
It is derived from this area or object (such as a car) being filled with "would", sounding like "wood", therefore the connection to forest becomes apparent.
by DaveZeroZero April 5, 2008
Get the forestmug. by DaveZeroZero May 5, 2007
Get the nerdroticmug. someone who is so much of a loser that they are laughable, or lolworthy.
This could be for a wide range of reasons.
This could be for a wide range of reasons.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about Esteban getting kicked in the balls by that girl last night?
Person 2: Haha, yeah, that seems to happen all the time - what a lolser
Person 2: Haha, yeah, that seems to happen all the time - what a lolser
by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008
Get the lolsermug. An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.
Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.
Something to be avoided if it can be helped.
Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!
by DaveZeroZero June 18, 2007
Get the Drainpipe Bonermug. 1. to completely and utterly screw up.
2. to enter into a conversation and immediately kill it with some remark, most often used in reference to jokes.
2. to enter into a conversation and immediately kill it with some remark, most often used in reference to jokes.
by DaveZeroZero May 10, 2007
Get the wormleymug.