Darren Sutton's definitions

RAGING RHINO

see rico or boner

Ruben's cousin gave me a raging rhino.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

implants

Man's best friend.

Implants can turn a pretty girl into a hot girl.

by Darren Sutton March 30, 2003

dickslap

see danza

Tony Danza reinvented the dickslap.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

P I

Private Investigator

Magnum PI was Tom Selleck's greatest triumph.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

Tawni(myself)

That chick I boned the other night.

Rember that time I boned Tawni?
Niether did I until I got the pictures developed.

by Darren Sutton March 28, 2003

white gold

Slang term refering to sperm that is sold to a sperm bank.

I went down to the sperm bank, but got kicked out when I asked the nurse if she could give me some help mining for white gold.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003