2 definitions by Danza Goosby
To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.
So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.
by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008
The anatomy of a cast away begins when you roll off a "raft" of toilet paper and put it in a friends toilet prior to taking a shit. From then, take your shit. Try to land it on your "raft". If done successfully, your Shit will resemble Tom Hanks in the movie Cast Away. Precede to non-flushing.
by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008