3 definitions by DankDanThe3rd

muffin

A term used in hockey referring to a bad shot on goal, especially a low speed, high flying shot.

"Mike got the perfect setup from Tod, but shot a total muffin."

by DankDanThe3rd November 2, 2021

Hentai

Art. Simply the the greatest fucking thing known to man.

Person A: Yo, I was deadass jerking of to hentai last night.
Person B: So you are also an intellectual.

by DankDanThe3rd November 23, 2018

Tyler's Threesome

The act of having of raping a pregnant woman. Since there are technically three parties (the one committing the rape, the one getting raped, and the unborn baby) it could be considered a threesome. Originates from the Tyler The Creator song Tron Cat.

"Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome." Tyler, The Creator - Tron Cat.

ex:

Person A: "dude I fucked 2 bitches at the same time last night."
Person B: "stop fucking lying, the closest you'll ever get to that is pulling a tyler's threesome."

by DankDanThe3rd April 13, 2023