by momexicans July 29, 2008
A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.
“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.
by soursabbath November 11, 2022
noun.
-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)
-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)
ex.
Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."
Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."
by big1jc June 7, 2011
Someone who is high speed low drag is someone who is quick and efficient and has their shit together. They are ready to go and others don’t have to wait on them.
by Special Agent Kitty Cat February 17, 2018
No extra fluff or "baggage" that is irrelevant to the person, product, or idea being described. Basically, "very efficient" or "lean and mean".
by DJMushOne February 8, 2007
Adj.
1. A high quality, efficient way to do something, performed with exceptional speed, but still simple and streamlined.
1. A high quality, efficient way to do something, performed with exceptional speed, but still simple and streamlined.
by IaiaIsGod February 19, 2012
I had a million things to do today, but I got them all done. High speed, low drag, that's how I roll.
by Steel Gunny January 29, 2011