Daniel a.k.a Benjamin's definitions

Yogurt

DEFINITION: A mixture of resin/hash in a yogurt good alternate from hash cakes.
WARNING: If the yogurt is made correctly it will paralyze you for at least two nights and one day, make sure you dont have to be anywhere for a minimum of 68hours.
RECIPE: Get a teaspoon of oil, heat it up until the oil bubbles then put in about 20th of an oz of resin (or hash if your a dirty chav). It should dissolve completely then mix it with the yogurt (has to be a fruity yogurt or vanilla if your into that kinda thing) then put it in the fridge for about ten minutes. Then munch. Be prepared, it creeps up on you.

dude: 'yogurt? what that?'
jess: 'yogurt?!?!? NOOOOO!! the yogurt destroyed me!!'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 17, 2006

Yerg

Derived from the word 'Yurt' which is a mongolian tent. Can be built using the following: a fold out bed, quilts, brooms/mops/metal poles, sellotape.
Once constructed (if constructed properly) you should have a tent which can stand the test of time (or just the night)which you can cotch in with up to three people. Smoking inside of the Yerg is NOT recommended.

'We need somewhere to cotch'
'Its gonna have to be a Yerg then'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 5, 2005

Kanoodling

To be in the act of any form of sexual activity be it flirting or other such things foolish adolescents get up to. If someone were to express their willingness to be kanoodling with someone else they would usally be talking about the person in question CONSTANTLY. An example of this would be:
'OMG! TOMtomTOMtomTOMtomTOMtom'

'nye and izzy were kanoodling at charlottes'
'jade and tom are so gonna be kanoodling at chloes on saturday'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin October 30, 2005

Lash

Insult to describe a coward or fearful individual in french or just plain twat.

Dan (paranoid dude): 'methinks i need to run!'
Max (chilled dude): 'stop being paranoid you lash'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 10, 2006

Pretty Kitty

Also can be known as a 'jade' or other catlike creatures. People who have a catlike face and nature are often refered to as a 'Pretty Kitty'. Note: Being refered to as a 'Pretty Kitty' is usally a compliment not an insult.

'awww look at that pretty kitty'
'*hisssssssssss*'

by daniel a.k.a benjamin October 9, 2005

Waxsmith

A very talented individual, one who can mold wax into various useful objects in the absence of a real one such as an ash tray.

Scenario: Friends in a pub
Tom: shit..dya have an ashtray?
Roise the Waxsmith: gimme 2mins a candle and some fire...'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin April 27, 2006

Highlander

Rolled from highlander rolling papers found in Scottland. They make VERY long joints and the roach material which they come with comes with 'highlander tips' such as 'fed up, skin up' and 'he who hogs the joint gets the stonedist'.
You can recognise a highlander from a normal joint from its sheer length and thickness. Its like smoking a very long cigarette. That gets you amazingly stoned.

Dude: 'I've got only one joint left'
Dudette 1:'Aw well its better than nothing'
*dude takes out the joint"
Dudette 2:'OMG thats huge'
Dude: 'its a highlander'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 2, 2006