Daniel's definitions

CRM

1. Customer Relationship Management

2. A program used to manage customer contacts.

The company chose Microsoft CRM because its employees were already familiar with Outlook

by Daniel June 19, 2005

phrikshin

adjective; stupid fucking cunt

that b.garner is a phrikshin

by daniel December 6, 2004

Dankin

n. One that has qualities associated with Dankins including stupidity, ugliness, being named Jared, being annoying and weak.

Jared Shank

by Daniel October 2, 2003

gym sniffer

A person who waits around in a gym whilst fat, sweaty old people use the excercise bikes and then as soon as they leave, run up and sniff the seat.

Dude, did you see him sniff that smelly granny minge seat?
Yeah, what a gym sniffer.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

windows

Plates of glass. When used in a house, it can be opened for fresh air or in case of an emergancy.

-"Please open the window Johnny, I'm sweating like a pig."

by Daniel November 18, 2003

danyo

1. The phonetic spelling for the quick pronunciation of the almighty name "Daniel"

2. Nickname given to the highest ranking of Daniels

3. The absense of a space and/or comma between calling your friend, Dan, and greeting him.

1. Hey Danyo! Why are you so awesome beyond all awesomeness?

2. I dub thee Danyo, Daniel. You are of the greatest of Daniels.

3. Friend: danyo
Dan: huh?
Friend: dan, yo
Dan: oh

by Daniel January 22, 2004

idiota

this word stands for " jerk " , but in portuguese (brazillian).
btw in english jerk is: an annoyingly stupid or foolish person

Português: Se você está lendo isso é um idiota!
English: If you are reading this you are a jerk!

by Daniel January 6, 2004