Daniel's definitions

fishbate

(n.) Beastly man; one whos experties in women and video games is high.

(v.) When a man touches a womens penis

"Oh man, fishbate is a complete beast"

by Daniel December 20, 2004

emotional tampon

Something only women are capable of, and evil enough to do. They fool poor insecure men into thinking they are recieving affection when they never will. They are often used as pillows for tears, or little "I lost my boyfriend and I'm grieving him" dolls. If this happends to you, just tell them to fk off.

John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"

Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"

Then John cries.

by daniel October 3, 2004

chapo

Chapo:a hat,usually described with this word by rich girls mothers,often times used to desribed the mental bond between me and shaina

"Nice chapos,very stylish!Would you like some caviar"

by Daniel October 22, 2004

unhomor

not homor. excessively not homor

one who is dotflamo is unhomor

by daniel December 12, 2003

Bare ass fart

When one unveils his ass from the backseat of a car and squeezes it between the passenger and driver's seat and blasts ass on the driver.

"Holy shit, I think you parted my hair with that bare ass fart!"

by daniel December 14, 2004

normie

A normie is a term closely related to chiseler. Unlike a chiseler though, a normie is a standup citizen incapable of chiseling. It's a shortened way of saying non-chiseler. It does not imply that you are boring of by anymeans normal in the deragatory sense.

The world would be a better place if it was full of normies.

by Daniel August 12, 2004

Bumfluptuous

To be pleasing. To be seen and cause pleasure. To be pretty.

The woman's tits were very bumfluptuous.

Michael Jordan's jump shot is the defintion of bumfluptuous.

by Daniel October 13, 2004