687 definitions by Dan

Tushie

The funniest word that has ever existed. Impossible to say and not laugh.

My tushie hurts because I fell on it.

by Dan December 23, 2003

har mar superstar

PIMP who only gets hated on because he is white.

Har Mar Superstar is a playa and a pimp.

by Dan October 19, 2003

buggering

the act of shoving a penis into a butt hole

mum, me and alex have been buggering each other

by Dan July 30, 2003

crab infested

That which is so filthy it is hella dope

Did you see that movie Jaws? That was crab infested

by Dan March 20, 2004

bogel

A bogel is a Malaysian spambot.

The spambots appear in irc chatrooms, paste a line of text and then leave. The text is usually in Malaysian and includes a line of text and a link to a webpage supposedly offering porn. The text in their message almost always contains the word 'bogel'. This is where the spambots get their name.

Anyone who visits their webpage and downloads the .zip file, opens it and clicks on the .exe file inside will get a hidden copy of mirc installed in their system folder which turns them into a spambot without theit knowledge.

Bogel is also the Malaysian word for 'naked'.

05:14 *** Bee_blind ([e-mail]228=) has joined #tommyboyd
05:14 <Bee_blind> weii korang semua jom tgk gambar blue free!! masuk sini --> www.(edited).com/pelajar-smk-beromen takpun masuk ni www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 -Bee_blind:#tommyboyd- Download video clips datin secara percuma di www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 *** Bee_blind ([e-mail]228=) has left #tommyboyd
05:14 <SimonApe> bogel!
05:14 <LaaLaa> bogel
05:14 <|Queen|> Yay! Bogel!

by Dan February 20, 2005

egg mcmuffin

An egg and cheese sandwich from McDonalds, usually with interchangeable sausage or bacon patty.

I bought an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds.

by Dan September 29, 2003

Mintman

A small sweaty nerd who lives in england, who spends most of his free time at the computer and has never been laid

Stop being a Mintman and get a life

by Dan September 28, 2003