5 definitions by Dan Wilder

cockpilot

1. One who enjoys having male genitalia rammed down their throat and conducts themselves in a manor to which suggests proficiency and practice in the art.
2. Another word for a chronic wanker
3. Someone who is useless to the point that all they are good for is piloting cocks

"I can't believe he fucked up again"
"Yeah, James is such a cockpilot"

by Dan Wilder March 20, 2008

Walnut Tickler

1. A guy who, whilst being straight, enjoys a finger in his rectum during sexual relations. Also known as a Finger Pilot

2. A person who enjoys putting his/her finger in men's anuses and playing with the prostate gland.

"Yo, bro, you gotta try it.. get your missus to stick her finger in your ass right before you blow, it's awesome."

"You're such a Walnut Tickler, cuz Cliff"

by Dan Wilder April 30, 2008

Amgry

A contraction formed from the amalgamated two words 'angry' and 'hungry' noted for its use of the letter 'm', dispite not appearing in either of the two aforementioned words. Early adopters often used the word to signify an angry situation being amplified by hunger, though the two occurances are generally mutually exclusive but occuring simultaneously.

Steph: "Ah.. I've got this damn assignment due today and I can't be bothered. I need coffee and food.."

Daniel: "You sound amgry!"

by Dan Wilder September 15, 2008

Finger Pilot

1. A guy who, whilst being straight, enjoys a finger in his rectum during sexual relations. Also known as a Walnut Tickler

2. A person who enjoys putting his/her finger in other peoples anuses.

"You gotta try it at least once, bro.. It's the shizzle, she jams it up there and tickles your walnut"

"You're such a finger pilot, cuz Cliff."

by Dan Wilder April 30, 2008

softcock

One who is constantly subdued by his partner/wife/fiance to the point where he has no identity of his own, rather just a puppet that she speaks through.

"Geez.. his at home cuddling up to her again"
"Yeah, Sam's such a softcock"

by Dan Wilder March 20, 2008