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A homemade pocket pussy made with a Pringles can, sponges, and a disposable glove. Common term in the United States Navy.
Ted:"man, can you show me how to make a moofie? We've been out at sea for a month."
Bob: "what, you want me to hold it for you too?"
by DamnitScubaSteve July 28, 2022
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