1. (verb) the act of suckering someone into buying any shitty product for superficial/pretentious/trendy reasons, especially any Apple product
2. (noun) concern for superficial/pretentious/trendy things, especially Apple products
3. (adjective/adverb) superficial/pretentious/trendy
1. That Best Buy salesman iFucked me by telling me there's a wide variety of good games for this Mac I just purchased.
2. Leave me alone Mr. Salesman, I don't give an iFuck!
3. That iPod of yours is iFucking shitty!
4. Don't iFuck me with your iFucking iFuck, that's just iFucked up!