Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.
Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.
Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.
Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.
If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points
ew...thats way too much information
no,way too much information is telling you that after we have sex....i always take a huge dump......on their chest!
~not another teen movie~
--I guess that teams have been good at plating their baserunners against him."