5 definitions by DTP Dominos
To fill your significant other's uterus with antique coins, then performing anal to see how many coins you can knock out of them before you climax.
Bonus points if she cosplays Lara Croft while you're inside her.
Bonus points if she cosplays Lara Croft while you're inside her.
"Where is your wife?"
"She's at the OBGYN. I was the Womb Raider last night and we couldn't find all the coins when we were done."
"She's at the OBGYN. I was the Womb Raider last night and we couldn't find all the coins when we were done."
by DTP Dominos December 2, 2018
Sticking "Thing One" and "Thing Two" into the mouth of the blindfolded female participant of an MMF threesome, and trying to climax before she can recite the entirety of Dr. Seuss' "Cat in the Hat" from memory.
"My throat is so sore!"
"Are you getting sick?"
"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."
"Are you getting sick?"
"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."
by DTP Dominos December 2, 2018
Attaching a live salmon to a pregnant female's breast with the goal of filling the fish with breast milk before broiling the fish in its own juices and serving it covered in a handmade blackberry compote.
"I went to this new hipster restaurant in Five Points and left as soon as I saw what their house Suckleberry Fin special was all about."
by DTP Dominos December 2, 2018
To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.
"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."
"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
by DTP Dominos December 2, 2018
Fucking your significant other from behind while making them type out a children’s story on your family computer with their nose.
by DTP Dominos November 24, 2018