11 definitions by DR. Bitcoin

kangaroo jimmy

An Australian mate that thinks his uncircumcised penis is a condom

Oi mate! I’ll just kangaroo jimmy cheers mate.

by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021

ex-poop

When you had a temp relationship with your poop and you moved on to your next poop.

This poop was so much better than my ex-poop

by DR. Bitcoin July 13, 2018

jull

Pronounced “jewel”. A jull is a fake gem typically mined from impoverished regions of the US.

Yo homie! Want to buy dis jull? Fiddy percent off player.

by DR. Bitcoin March 13, 2018

jull

a precious gem that is fake. this precious medal can be discovered in any impoverished region.

y’all mofos bedda get over hur n get some dis JULL! ahm sellin dis like it twas hot onda block!

by DR. Bitcoin March 11, 2018

liberty mutual insurance

Mainly a crap phone call center job that provides false expectations for career guidance. They typically are a more expensive insurance product and praise to be better, but just as good as any other company. It’s also known as one of the worst places to work with an extremely high turn over ratio due to the micromanagement and high goals to be reached that are intangible. This company will be lucky to be around in a 100 years because they are destroying themselves from within by not even coming close to practicing quality OBM strategies.

Liberty Mutual Insurance sucks. I’d rather be homeless sucking dick for rocks under a bridge and smoking meth than work for Liberty Mutual as a career. I’d rather drink a gallon of jizz from a tube sock than to work there. I’d rather listen to Cardi Bs music than to work there. I’d would rather vote for Trump and have him as a POTUS than to work at Liberty Mutual. Fuck you Liberty Mutual!

by DR. Bitcoin May 3, 2019

NAGGER

People that complain about nothing and the world would be a better place without them

The hosts from The Dauly Show and The God Honest Truth are naggers

by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021

USAA

A call center that underpays employees drastically. They load the phone lines back to back and micromanage to the core. It’s also known as one of the worst places to work. They are known for ripping off the military by having financial advisors (life insurance salesman) constantly push life insurance to sell as part of a financial plan primarily because only 5% of the policies ever pay out creating a rediculous profit margin for the executives. They also see employees as expendable and will leave you on the street.

I can’t believe USAA treats us like trash. They do whatever they want because they look good from the outside.

by DR. Bitcoin June 22, 2018