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DHA promises are even more powerful then the River Styx. If you break this promise, your bones will break. This promise is most likely going to be directed towards a best friend. Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So whenever you swear in DHA, you’re promising on Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So the next time you promise to your friend about something, to make sure it’s official, promise on DHA
I DHA promise not to donkeyspiddle all over your diapers, hangers, and the state of Alabama.
by DONKEYSPIDDLE! December 15, 2020
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Luis is a handsome, smart, super cool dude! He’s never afraid to make a joke or dance. He’s very kind, honest, and original. Not modest what so ever 🤣 Even though he’s not afraid to show off, he stays quiet to those he doesn’t know. That is, unless he’s with a friend he’s comfortable around. He’s very loyal and would do anything for family or friends. If you don’t know a Luis, you’re gonna want to find one. They’re one of the best people out there. So if you’re dying to hear a joke or do something stupid, go hang with Luis. Trust me, he won’t fail to surprise you.
WOAH! That guy is so cool!
Really? Where?
Right there! He must be a Luis.
by DONKEYSPIDDLE! December 16, 2020
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An awesome person with a hilarious personality! His name means famous warrior and that’s so true! He’s the type of guy that everyone knows and if you don’t know him, you want to! Don’t get on his bad side! If you hurt his friends in any way, he will kill you! He is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet and has a ton of jokes up his sleeve. He’s unpredictable but hard to understand at first. Find yourself a Luis. Guaranteed you’ll be happy whenever you’re around him!🤪
wanna meet my friend?
I’m an introvert...
Don’t worry! It’s Luis!
Oh! Ok!
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Ever met a Moriah? Well if you don’t know one, you better go find one! She is the most adorable, loving, smart, and hilarious girl to be around! If you’re hurting, she will be there for you in an instant. Her chocolate eyes and hair match perfectly with her sweet personality (hehe. See what I did there?) she will never hurt you, and if she does, you’re the one who’s taking what she said the wrong way. She will constantly make stupid jokes but everyone loves her for it. But never get on her bad side... I REPEAT! NEVER GET ON HER BAD SIDE! Other then that, she’s the best person in the world and my best friend! LOVE YOU GIRL!
Moriah? Yeah! She’s that beautiful, precious girl over there! If you hurt her, I hurt you...
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Leilani is a one of a kind girl! The most beautiful, caring, and loyal person you’d meet. She’s unpredictable, a great person, will be there for you 24/7. If you’re hurt, she will stop whatever she’s doing to help. She would never try to hurt you at all. Shes extremely honest and can cheer anyone up. You’ll never see her not smiling. She’s the type of girl who will help out the left out person in the back. She does the wildest things and doesn’t care who sees her! She’s an extreme extravert. She’s a little intimidating when you first meet her from how hyper she is. But in the end, everyone would die to be her friend. Fun person to be with. She’s most likely to be hawaiian which is pretty cool! You don’t ever want to get on her bad side. I repeat! Do NOT get on her bad side! She will kick your butt! Usually in style too! She loves to sing, so if you hurt one of her friends in any way, she will make a stage and sing you DOWN! But if you apologize, she will forgive you in an instant as long as you mean it. If you’re ever lucky to be her best friend, you’re one lucky person! She’ll always be telling jokes, but doesn’t know how to stick up for herself. Putting herself down for the craziest reasons. If she has a crush on you, you KNOW you’re an awesome person. She doesn’t fall in love easily. You better like her back!
What I’m the world is she doing?!
Don’t worry! Let’s go join her!
WHAT?!
Yeah! C’mon!
No way!
She won’t let us fall! That’s Leilani!
Oh!!!! Ok! Let’s go!
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