4 definitions by DLoc1337
"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also known as a "yuppie"). It derived from the racist term "porch monkey."
Person 1: Look at that porsche monkey! He's driving a porsche!
Person 2: A porsche monkey driving a porsche? No way!
Person 2: A porsche monkey driving a porsche? No way!
by DLoc1337 August 12, 2008
"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also called a "yuppy") who is rude and obnoxious.
by DLoc1337 August 3, 2008
A referee, or "ref" for short, is a person whose job is to ensure that the rules of a competitive event are observed and obeyed, or at least in theory. In reality, they are the scapegoats for any shortcomings that the players have and are generally treated like utter shit by both players and spectators alike.
Soccer Player: Dude, that referee was such a fucking piece of shit. Hey, nice call, fucker!
Person: Shut up. How would you like to try to manage a fair game, only to have half of the field scream vulgarities and death threats at you, then vandalize your car?
Soccer Player: But...but...it was a bad call.
Person: Damn, you're a fucking dolt.
Person: Shut up. How would you like to try to manage a fair game, only to have half of the field scream vulgarities and death threats at you, then vandalize your car?
Soccer Player: But...but...it was a bad call.
Person: Damn, you're a fucking dolt.
by DLoc1337 July 30, 2008
A referee is a person who monitors a sporting event to make sure that the rules of the game are observed and obeyed by the participants. However, the refs usually just end up becoming the scapegoats for the players' shortcomings and are abused by players and spectators alike.
Soccer Player: Dude, that referee was a total retard! Nice call, fucktard!
Person: Shut up. How would you like to try to keep a fair game going only to have half of the field curse at you and vandalize your car after the game?
Soccer Player: But...but...bad call.
Person: Damn, you're a fucking dolt.
Person: Shut up. How would you like to try to keep a fair game going only to have half of the field curse at you and vandalize your car after the game?
Soccer Player: But...but...bad call.
Person: Damn, you're a fucking dolt.
by DLoc1337 August 12, 2008