DC's definitions

DTD

DTD is an acronym for "double thumbs down". Used to describe something bad, or a bad experience.

As Dave left the theatre with a sense of unfulfilment, he reflected on his experience and announced that he was giving it the DTD.

by DC July 12, 2004

christmas

The severly and sadly skewed celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Over the past century, western society has gradually warped this very important holiday into a disgusting commercial event. The once potent and religious importance of this time has been eaten away by the heart of Corporate America. Capitalism has twisted Christmas into means to make as much money as possible.

I hope that I get everything I want this year, like that Old Navy hoodie, after I spent so much money on buying expensive gifts for my family last year.

by DC December 20, 2003

locked and loaded and good to go

A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!

As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"

by DC July 13, 2004

beer bus

The beer bus is the bus that mysteriously comes to a bar late in the evening while you're in the bathroom and drops off a busload of sexy girls and takes away all the ugly girls.

After 10 beers Dave staggered back from the bathroom and declared that every girl in the bar was a fox. The beer bus had arrived!

by DC July 7, 2004

Biznitchell

One who's first or last name is Mitchell who happens to also be a biznitch.

Of all the Mitchell's I know, Mike is the only Biznitchell.

by DC July 2, 2003

Psuedo-fag

A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so attractive women will pay attention to him. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.

A psuedo-fag copped a feel on my girlfriend.

by DC March 22, 2003

Matrix Revolutions

Better than Reloaded,but everything is too repetative, once you've seen one big ball of matter explode you've seen them all. It's not the worst in the triology but it's still a disappointment.

If you gave a child a crayon, told him about the matrix I'm sure he'd have thought of something better than this shit, lets go watch LOTR.

by DC February 5, 2004