DC's definitions

collywobbles in my gummydoodles

to not feel well, feel like shit

I feel like I have collywobbles in my gummydoodles

by dc August 4, 2003

Psuedo-fag

A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so attractive women will pay attention to him. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.

A psuedo-fag copped a feel on my girlfriend.

by DC March 22, 2003

blazin squad

a band which have a qwerty first album but have a brilliant second album

they should get rid of some people

by DC January 24, 2004

Area 57

"Area 57'ing" an unsuspecting foe is very similar to pulling off a Ninja Shitblast. The only difference is that you execute the Ninja Shitblast with at least 4 other friends and then you top it off by dropping an M-80 in the bowl. When the unsuspecting foe comes home, the only logical explanation for the foul smelling travesty will be an Alien invasion.

Last year I Ninja Shitblasted my ex-girlfriend's toytie after I walked in on her and my dad slapping asses during my high school graduation party. Pops has always wanted to remodel his master bath so I thought I'd Area 57 it this year for Father's Day.

by DC June 16, 2004

wigger

Suburban white kids who pretends he grew up in the ghetto and trys to act hard and thugish but usually gets picked on or beat up or both.

Wigger: Wassup homie? How you be?
Black Guy: Shut up moron.
Wigger: Why you be hatin nigga?
Black Guy: Excuse me!
*pow*

by DC January 13, 2005

happy fun sock

A sock that either has been used to clean up after masturbation or has been used as a faux vagina and has been ejaculated into.

After jacking off ten times last night, I really need to wash the old Happy Fun Scok

by DC August 6, 2003

Grease

1. noun: THE word.
2. A musical that was made into a 1979 movie with John Travolta.

"Grease Lightenin', go Greased Lightenin'!"

by DC May 13, 2005