34 definitions by D. Y. Vetz

Meeb

Derogatory term for a brain-eating amoeba.

When my grandma died a few days after swimming in the lake this past August I knew something was up. The doctor who examined her told us she passed away from natural causes, but I know that in reality she was killed by a fuckin' meeb!

by D. Y. Vetz March 11, 2020

Talk down

To speak to someone or about something in a condescending manner or tone.

Uncle Shane, why do you talk down about gay people all the time?

by D. Y. Vetz October 4, 2019

For crying in a soup

Another way of saying "for crying out loud!" or "Jesus Christ!"

Don't cry in your soup, for crying in a soup!

by D. Y. Vetz May 21, 2019

Suckhole

Someone that gets all dramatic whenever they're faced with criticism, judgement or dissent.

"It's going to be sunny today."
"I'm pretty sure it's gonna rain later dude."
"What?! How dare you question my knowledge?!! I've been alive for 9000 years and you've been around for what, 30??! If you undermine my authority again I'll report you to the weather police and then we'll see who's the real deal and who's a fake-ass phony!!!!"
"Calm down buddy. Quit being such a suckhole, damn."

by D. Y. Vetz September 26, 2022

Soda shock

When you drink pop and a sensation that feels like electricity shoots up your nose.

I shouldn't have downed that entire can of coke so fast -- now I got soda shock!

by D. Y. Vetz June 6, 2019

There's always a loogan

Whenever there is a event happening in a public space, be it a concert, a lecture, a hockey game or a political function, there is a 100% chance that there will be at least one guy disturbing that event by being a drunken idiot.

There's always a loogan.

by D. Y. Vetz March 11, 2021

Trying to get water out of a stone

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020