Definitions by D. Ferrel
House Rules
These are usually the rules followed in ones house that a particular game is being played in. These rules will always change from house to house and are sure to always cause a 10 minute argument/debate over them. These rules are known to be made up during the actual game.
For example: if you are playing pool in one person's house, his "house rules" might be that whoever makes the 8 On The Break wins automatically whereas the house rules of another person's house might be whoever makes the 8 On The Break loses automatically.
House Rules by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003
One Short of A Six Pack
A term used to describe a person who is not all there. A person missing a marble or two - a few percentages off from being full blown retarded.
One Short of A Six Pack by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003
tardbait
A treat used to get retarded kids to follow your instruction. Something equivalent to a Scooby Snack.
Mrs. Johnson: "I can't get Auggie to wash his hands."
Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."
Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."
go to sleep
go to sleep by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003
testicle
"Larry is our final inspector here at Elmo Manufacturing. When Elmo gets to him, he looks him over for any flaws then gives him one final Testicle"