Me: I shot a hefty load, all over a hooker that looked like Lady Gaga, but less gay looking. Here, I taped it on my new phone.
some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.
Me: Having money it awesome.
some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.
Me: Having money it awesome.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 12, 2010
1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.
definition 1.
dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.
dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?
dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.
definition 2.
urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.
dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?
dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.
definition 2.
urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
1. An unfortunate nickname for the Anthracite Coal Region, of Pennsylvania. 2. The man-made desert, left over from morn than a century and a half of unregulated surface mining in the Anthracite Coal Region.
1. Welcome to the Anthracite Desert. Hey why are you leaving, so fast?
2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.
2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010
When a son gets caught masturbating by his mother, but he doesn't stop. Instead he calls her over, and she complies.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 19, 2010
dirt ball: Deese here raidal tires, ought to fit your Bentley.
me: I didn't even ask you for tires. It's pronounced radial, not raidal you fucking sped.
dirt ball: You just being all uppity and think your better than me. Just 'cause you drive a Bentley.
me: Dog shit is better than you. Go kill off your inbred family with your dry rotted tires.
dirt ball: What you got about inbreeding?
me: Nigga Please?!
me: I didn't even ask you for tires. It's pronounced radial, not raidal you fucking sped.
dirt ball: You just being all uppity and think your better than me. Just 'cause you drive a Bentley.
me: Dog shit is better than you. Go kill off your inbred family with your dry rotted tires.
dirt ball: What you got about inbreeding?
me: Nigga Please?!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
The psycho-sexual disorder that most stepfather's suffer from to some degree. It involves a severe crush on the stepdaughter.
WARNING SIGNS:
1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
WARNING SIGNS:
1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
stepdaughter: Good morning dad.
stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.
stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.
stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.
stepdaughter: Yuk!
stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.
stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.
stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.
stepdaughter: Yuk!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 07, 2010
1. Honest scientific study and debate of extraterrestrial visitation to earth. 2. Any of the UFO based religions (Raëlism, Scientology, Heaven's Gate, and a cluster fuck of others) that are growing. 3. A conspiracy of profiteers, that fabricate evidence of extraterrestrial visitation of earth.
1. Most of the science based ufology groups, are honest free thinkers.
2. You thought Jesus freaks were bad, look out for ufology churches.
3. Watch out for ufology hustlers, selling far eastern shit for a 1000% profit.
2. You thought Jesus freaks were bad, look out for ufology churches.
3. Watch out for ufology hustlers, selling far eastern shit for a 1000% profit.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 17, 2010