5 definitions by CultPhenomenon
A gay person who is so deep in the closet they reside in Narnia. Usually in reference to someone being self delusional about their own sexuality.
by CultPhenomenon March 8, 2010
A state of perfect bliss when you can enjoy the things you love, without getting mad at remakes, reboots, editorial changes, new writers, rip offs, or new directions.
"Dude Teen Titans Go sucks"
"It doesn't matter, I still enjoy the original."
"You have reached Geekvana."
"Oh I hate Moffett so much for what he's done to Doctor Who."
"He has done nothing. Doctor Who is ever present and ever changing. Moffett is nothing but a moment in time that will soon be gone."
"Show me to Geekvana master."
"Dude Teen Titans Go sucks"
"It doesn't matter, I still enjoy the original."
"You have reached Geekvana."
"Oh I hate Moffett so much for what he's done to Doctor Who."
"He has done nothing. Doctor Who is ever present and ever changing. Moffett is nothing but a moment in time that will soon be gone."
"Show me to Geekvana master."
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by CultPhenomenon October 25, 2015
When you masturbate, not because you're horny, but because it's the only chance you'll have all day.
by CultPhenomenon December 29, 2016
Based on the cult film by Jack Hill.
An incredibly attractive young woman who is into stuff that is so kinky you might die.
An incredibly attractive young woman who is into stuff that is so kinky you might die.
by CultPhenomenon November 16, 2012
When you have trouble focusing because of the trauma of living in a pandemic. When so much of your brains processing power is taken up by fear for your survival you neglect common everyday things.
1: Did you remember to order dinner?
2: Dammit I got the Covidbrain
3: Did you remember to pay the bill
4: Fuck I got the Covidbrain
5: Dude, where are you pants?
6: Aw man I've got the Covidbrain
2: Dammit I got the Covidbrain
3: Did you remember to pay the bill
4: Fuck I got the Covidbrain
5: Dude, where are you pants?
6: Aw man I've got the Covidbrain
by CultPhenomenon May 21, 2020