6 definitions by Crotcheola

Top Definition
When you have sex with a girl/guy when s/he has passed out from too much consumption of alcohol.
Are you going to dead goat that girl or am I going to have to do it?
#frat boy #sex #passed out #rape #drunk
by Crotcheola November 02, 2010
(n.) A delectable apple and peanut crisp dessert.
(v.) The act of giving oral sex (blow job)
(n.) "This apple knobby is so delicious mom!"
(v.) Craig - "How was your winter break Eric?"

Eric - "It was great! I got some apple knobby!"

Craig - "You know what they say Eric, 'Tis the season to get apple knobby."
#oral sex #blow job #dessert #third base #sex
by Crotcheola December 07, 2010
When a female ejaculates her vaginal fluid into the male's cornea causing a disturbance to the males eye, resulting in itching, swelling, and blurred vision.
Liam has your cunty eye cleared up yet or does your left eye still hurt?
#vaginal fluid #ejaculation #swelling #blurred vision #itching
by Crotcheola January 30, 2011
The act of receiving phenomenal head from a guy or girl so that it feels like a light spring breeze enveloping your genitalia. Like a feathery touching sensation of the scrotum. A higher level of apple knobby.
Liam: "Eric tonight was so good. I had a three some at this crazy house party and then this girl blew me. It was like she was air brushin' my dick."
#blow job #apple knobby #eating out #dead goat #penis
by Crotcheola April 28, 2011
(n) an explosion of liquid fecal matter such that a brown cloud obstructs your view into the thrown of shit. So dark that nothing can be seen.

(n) A hazy uncertain future
John just took a mysty shit in the lobby toilet, it smells so bad, and I can hardly breathe.

Demarcus keeps getting arrested for drinking and driving. He is in some mysty shit.
#shit #future #fecal matter #brown cloud #explosion
by Crotcheola March 07, 2011
(n) receiving bad oral stimulation

(n) a defective condom; one that breaks during the climax of intercourse.
"I heard Sean got blown last night." - Chris
"Ya, but Cassie only gives jimmers." - Joe

After a night of rough sex some plan b was purchased because of a jimmer.
#oral sex #condom #intercourse #blowjob #eating out
by Crotcheola March 07, 2011
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