17 definitions by Crissov

Portmanteau of 'autonomous' and 'automobile' for self-driving cars, also known as smart car or autoauto
My new car is so cool! I don't have to drive myself anymore because it's an autonomile.
by Crissov July 26, 2017
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๐Ÿช is an emoji metaphor for sex, because humping is a word for having sexual intercourse and camels have humps. Since this association is specific to English, it is not used with other languages unlike more graphic metaphors, e.g. ๐Ÿ† and ๐Ÿ‘. Like most emoji metaphors it can either be replace actual words or augment them.

alternative spelling: ๐Ÿซ
Iโ€™ll hump you tonight! ๐Ÿช

Oh yeah, weโ€™ll be ๐Ÿช-ing alright.
by Crissov March 20, 2018
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White sperm (milk) and yellow urine (honey), usually called thus when poured over the body or face, possibly into the mouth, of a female or gay porn star(let) as the final act of videotaped sex. Most people find this as disgusting as other kinds of salirophilia, for others doing, receiving or watching it is a fetish.
Last night I asked my girlfriend whether she would like some milk and honey โ€“ and she went for it! Next time Iโ€™ll give her chocolate.
by Crissov November 9, 2013
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In emoji-speak, Vulcan greeting ๐Ÿ–– + tongue ๐Ÿ‘… = Vulva meeting tongue

Derived from the physical gesture for oral sex of flapping the tongue between ones spread middle and ring fingers (i.e. the symbolic vagina), although the palm usually faces the signer instead of the spectator then.
I actually enjoy the ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ‘… part in โ™‹๏ธ more than the ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘„ part
by Crissov August 21, 2016
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1. literal: doughnut, donut; also bagel

2. homophone: โ€œdo notโ€ (only in English)
3. visual metaphor (mostly in sexting): a) ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ butthole, asshole (also as an insult) hence butt stuff, b) vagina

The difference in (3) can lead to confusion and probably results from the emoji being shown with brown chocolate frosting on many Android devices and with pink coating on Apple devices.
1. Homer be like: ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿคค
2. ๐Ÿฉ call me ever again!
3. A: I want to lick your ๐Ÿฉ! You are such an ๐Ÿฉ! B: ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ†
by Crissov April 6, 2018
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An emoji of the national flag of Chile (CL), a South-American country, frequently mistaken for the flag of Texas (TX), a Southern US state.
โ€” ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ lone star 4eva!!
โ€” Yโ€™know thatโ€™s not the Texan flag, right?
by Crissov September 13, 2016
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A one-piece bathing (or tanning) suit for women:

1. just a bottom piece, hence a euphemism for topless
2. a bikini whose top and bottom pieces are connected by cloth either a) on the front, b) the back or c) both, but with the kidney area uncovered
3. much like #2 but with a neckholder and no strings on the back
4. jokingly for a classic swimsuit which covers much of the torso or even for a burkini

This can lead to misunderstandings, obviously.
โ€” Aishaโ€™s father makes her wear a monokini to the beach! (#4)
โ€” Huh? My dad wouldnโ€™t even let me sunbathe in a monokini in our garden. (#1)
by Crissov August 13, 2016
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