monkey tail

when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head

oh man, i gotta get to the shit house quick!!! i have a monkey tail hangin' out!

by tony January 29, 2004

monkey tail

When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat

I had to wipe off a monkey tail at the police headquarters yesterday morning

by Crispin Whattley August 13, 2005

monkey tail

the squirts

oh man that taco pizza gave me a severe case of monkey tail

by frec June 16, 2004

Monkey Tail

a name for a turd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey's tail.

it has been so long since i crapped, when it comes out it'll be a monkey tail.

by FthisS August 12, 2009

Monkey Tail

An extreme version of the turtle head where the need to shit is absolutely immediate.

Get out out of the way right now! I'm monkey tailing and I've only got ten more seconds! turtle head shit prairie dog

by BrightGreenJamus November 29, 2014

monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 1, 2006

Monkey Tail

When you fuck a man with a dildo 2 metres long in the anus and procced to cum in there mouth. Then drink the liquid shit stired up from the dildo out of a dirty hookers cunt. and then drop a fat steamy shit on the mans stomach that was made from that own mans shit.

Im gonna monkey tail you in your moms basement.

by THE QUIFSTERS 696996 January 28, 2022