7 definitions by Creative Suggestions
A variant of the classic poker game in which players (rumor has it that they're more often drag queens, but any bad girls may play and do you believe the rumors?) who lose all of their money have the option of selling the sexual use of their boyfriends to the winner. Playing penny poker ensures that the man exploited is essentially pimped off for very little money, in other words, he is turned into a cheap date or cheap whore by his girlfriend.
The ladies played Bad Girl Poker while their boyfriends watched the game. Chastity went all in and lost, but agreed to sell 15 minutes of sex with her boyfriend because she wanted to stay in the game. Cristy gave Chastity her accumulated winnings, $2.12, and yelled "Hey Chuck, you've been bought! Game time is over, play time starts in five minutes. Hit the showers!"
by Creative Suggestions January 23, 2023
the collaborative, amicable and (ironically) emotionally connecting ending of a relationship done when emotionally mature, emotionally healthy people respectfully acknowledge their differing wants and needs and agree together within a context of mutual respect to end the aspects of their relationship which do not serve them, sometimes enabling them to part as friends with love in their hearts.
Mature people in love who find that they just aren't right for each other don't have to find some bullshit reasons to hate each other to justify ending the relationship, they can recognize what isn't working and communicate, to have a companionate breakup.
by Creative Suggestions May 18, 2015
The most appealing suitors gathered around the suitee after she rejected the losers.
Each suitor had to buy the suitee a drink, merely for the privilege of looking at her.
The competition amongst the suitors was stiff, and that's how she liked them.
Each suitor had to buy the suitee a drink, merely for the privilege of looking at her.
The competition amongst the suitors was stiff, and that's how she liked them.
by Creative Suggestions May 6, 2023
To add offensive words to the dictionaries of your texting and similar software so that you may actually say what you wish to say without the software presuming that you're too prude to cuss.
This goddamned motherfucking "smart" phone keeps autocorrecting my swear words, so it's time to fucking debowdlerize this piece of shit so that it will assume that I want to talk like an offensive drunken sailor with Tourettes going through shitty assed motherfucking divorce, even if I'm just asking a friend for directions!
by Creative Suggestions May 9, 2015
2²
2^2
Deuce to the 2nd power.
The sort of dump someone might take that leaves people wondering if it was just one person who did that.
An epic-level shit.
2^2
Deuce to the 2nd power.
The sort of dump someone might take that leaves people wondering if it was just one person who did that.
An epic-level shit.
He wasn't able to take a shit for days, but when he finally did, he didn't just drop a deuce, it was 2²!
by Creative Suggestions September 18, 2023
The suitee couldn't decide amongst the suitors and said "We will settle this with a fuck-off! Whoever does the best job getting me off gets to be my boyfriend!"
by Creative Suggestions May 6, 2023
1. as used in genitourinary oncology, resistance to the recommendation that orchiectomy, that is, removal of one or both testicles, be performed as a preventative measure, to prevent the metastasization of cancer.
After explaining to the patient that an orchidectomy could save his life, the patient showed signs of castration reluctance.
by Creative Suggestions September 5, 2022