CrazyBob62's definitions

Corndodger

A goofy individual. Funny yet ignorant, somwhat dimwitted but enjoyable to be around. Also known as a Scism or a Braindead.

"Here comes the Corndodger!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Smudglet

The annoying smeary, putty-like base that when defecated, causes the "skid marks" in ones underwear if not properly cleaned. Resembles fudge but can be a number of colors and textures. Great for "sandwich based" practical jokes.

"I forgot to wipe man, now I got skidmarks from where that smudglet streaked by!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Nuglet

Slightly larger than a turdlet and much larger than a trinklet, the nuglet is the average piece of fecal matter ejected by the erupting anus. Greatly known for most of the "aromatic" fragrance while shatting, the nuglet is a colorful and sensual component of the dumping process. Watch out though, don't mistake it for smudglet, which is is more gooey predecessor.

"I just shat a nuglet the size of the Titanic!"

by CrazyBob62 May 9, 2006

Turdlet

Not to be mistaken with Trinklet, a turdlet is a wee bit larger than a trinklet. Usually seen as the "Lone Floater" in the commoded ocean. Also, usually this piece of fecal matter is more susceptable to being flushed on the initial dump cycle.

"Hey man, Don't let the turdlet get caught in your cheeks!"

by CrazyBob62 May 8, 2006

Dark Honey Hole

AKA "The Dark Honey Hole." The tunnel between a females legs, leading to eternal happiness. Always dark except for during pelvic exams, the honey hole is a favorite of many men.

Don't stick your face in her dark honey hole!

by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006

Water Retaining Sea Cow

A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.

"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Honey Hole

AKA "The Dark Honey Hole." The tunnel between a females legs, leading to eternal happiness. Always dark except for during pelvic exams, the honey hole is a favorite of many men.

Don't stick your face in her honey hole!

by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006