Smudglet

The annoying smeary, putty-like base that when defecated, causes the "skid marks" in ones underwear if not properly cleaned. Resembles fudge but can be a number of colors and textures. Great for "sandwich based" practical jokes.

"I forgot to wipe man, now I got skidmarks from where that smudglet streaked by!"

Smudglet by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

bung smuglet 

When a person is a real cock smuggling sock fucking rat dick

Austen is a cuckold, he's a bung smuglet as well.

bung smuglet by Dirrtttyydann April 18, 2018

Smudget 

The amount of your daily/weekly/monthly/annual budget that is dedicated to smut; including (but not limited to): money spent on strip clubs, happy ending massage parlors, pornographic materials, and sex toys.

“What’s your smudget?”
“Your ginormous smudget is financially sinking this household!”
“Just because ‘smudget’ is a word now, it still doesn’t make prostitution legal”

Smudget by Geswho89 November 28, 2017

Smudget 

Smudget: A small budget

I don't have a lot of disposable income, I live on a smudget.

Smudget by Wyominggirl June 26, 2012

smuglet 

A word used to sercretly insult someone who doesn’t know that “smug” is a real word.

Dylan: smug doesn’t even mean anything
Tjay talking to another friend: what a smuglet

Dylan- “confused”

smuglet by Smuglet February 24, 2018