7 definitions by Crazy49
A Christ Drive occurs when while driving on a summer's evening in say, Brighton, a passenger shouts 'Christ', while passing any number of extremely attractive girls walking by. Thus it's a Christ Drive.
Three Guys are cruising a busy seaside town on a hot Saturday night.
Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).
Jon 'Where?'
Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.
Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.
*several similar passes later*
Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.
Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).
Jon 'Where?'
Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.
Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.
*several similar passes later*
Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.
by Crazy49 March 27, 2019
Bob 'I saw Jon last night. He's been fucking around again.'
Jim 'He's always at it. He must have an OAP.'
Bob 'A what.'
Jim 'An over active prick.'
Jim 'He's always at it. He must have an OAP.'
Bob 'A what.'
Jim 'An over active prick.'
by Crazy49 March 25, 2019
John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.
Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'
John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.
Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'
John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.
Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'
John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.
Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'
John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.
by Crazy49 February 28, 2019
I conducted an audit interview. The auditee hadn't a clue about the system they administered. The whole process was a TABWOT.
by Crazy49 February 26, 2019
I've got to do some ubering today as the children need their 'chauffeur' to take them here, there and everywhere. I'll be ubering children all day.
by Crazy49 February 29, 2020
John 'That girl last night was fantastic in bed! '
Ben 'Really, how good was that? '
John 'The best I've ever had, a FOAL!'
Ben ' FOAL ?'
John ' Yes a fuck of a lifetime. Nothing to do with horses. Anything better would be a SUPERFOAL! '
Ben 'Really, how good was that? '
John 'The best I've ever had, a FOAL!'
Ben ' FOAL ?'
John ' Yes a fuck of a lifetime. Nothing to do with horses. Anything better would be a SUPERFOAL! '
by Crazy49 March 2, 2019
So Obviously Gay .
Jimmy 'Did you see him at the party ? Strutting his stuff, the hair, medallions, clothes, movements....he's a SOG.'
Philip ' A SOG, WTF !'
Jimmy 'He's so obviously gay'.
Philip ' A SOG, WTF !'
Jimmy 'He's so obviously gay'.
by Crazy49 March 8, 2019