154 definitions by Cornholio

Achieve an erection; get a hard-on; by extension, perform any difficult task.
He's so asexual, he couldn't get it up at an Annie Sprinkle marathon.
by Cornholio November 04, 2003

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A mildly pejorative term for Jews, made famous by Jesse Jackson
We're on our way to Kennedy Airport in Hymietown.
by Cornholio September 29, 2003

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Calabozo; jail; from Sp. "juzgado"
There were six drunks in the cell when I was in the hoosegow last weekend.
by cornholio October 14, 2003

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Wealthy person, who adopts the cause of the downtrodden and then goes back to real estate; carries a connotation of hypocrisy; see bobo, bicoastal, parlor pink.
The limousine liberals oppose vouchers but send their kids to private school.
by Cornholio October 30, 2003

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Affectionate nickname for the brilliant and eccentric Rush Limbaugh.
El Rushbo didn't think much of Arnold, at first.
by cornholio October 16, 2003

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Piss and moan; whine; from the Yiddish; a person who habitually kvetches (usually used for females)
I got tired of her kvetching about my driving, so I opened the car door and pushed her out.
by cornholio October 14, 2003

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A brand of shoe polish once popular among GIs. See shit from shinola.
Shinola? I don't know shit from it!
by Cornholio November 04, 2003

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