8 definitions by Corey Jackson

Wet Polar Beared

When a young man is seduced by an old woman, and the man slips his unit into her pussy to find out that she hasn't been used in years. Glaciers of iced cum has cemented the inside of her vagina.

" Fernando loved my grandma, and didn't know what he was getting into. My grandma Wet Polar beared Fernando into a cold sensation."

by Corey Jackson September 6, 2009

Cunt Classic

Another name for a girls softball tournament.

Lisa - "Hey Jina, you playin in the cunt classic"
Jina - "yeah, but after we win, we should scissor afterwards."

by Corey Jackson July 25, 2008

Moist Polar Bear

Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys

Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!"

by Corey Jackson July 25, 2008

The Chunky Hamburger

Two fat white chicks sexually sandwiching a black man

Look at ole' Rosie and Amanda pulling a SICK "The Chunky Hamburger" on Darnell!"

by Corey Jackson July 25, 2008

scramdoodle

it is another word for ejaculation or Jizz

You got scramdoodled all over your body.

by Corey Jackson September 21, 2007

European Hurricane

The process of sucking Yak semen through a straw and farting the leftover onto a dwarf.

Wow, what a freak, Angela just gave a European Hurricane to WeeMan!

by Corey Jackson July 25, 2008

scramdoodle cakes

fried scramdoodle "jizz", put onto a frier, fried till crisp, then ate with syrup and fresh scramdoodle
Ingredients:

Instant Pancake Mix

Milk

Jizz

and topping of your choosing :)

"Yo grandma make me some fresh scramdoodle cakes for my fat ass"

by Corey Jackson December 27, 2007