A Bruise Hurst is someone who plays baseball and is very short. They are normally dog shit and don’t do their job as a first baseman. This person is likely to finger their girlfriend after 2 days of dating. A Bruiser Hurst strives to be apart of The Great Monks but will never achieve his goalinson.
That sophomore in Oklahoma with the blonde hair is a real Bruiser Hurst.
by Cool Cock69 April 26, 2021
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