2 definitions by CookieJarBoi69
When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.
Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.
Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.
Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"
Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"
Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"
by CookieJarBoi69 August 30, 2019
A nickname for a suspicious handcloth, which is mostly like used as a cumrag to clean up baby gravy after masturbation.
The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.
The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.
Brother 1: "Scotty, how's Cumrag Murray these days?"
Brother 2: "Who the fuck is Cumrag Murray?"
Brother 1: "That suspiciously crusty rag Mom found under your bed the other day ya fuck nugget"
Brother 2: "Who the fuck is Cumrag Murray?"
Brother 1: "That suspiciously crusty rag Mom found under your bed the other day ya fuck nugget"
by CookieJarBoi69 September 3, 2019