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1. cumrag
a rag or cloth used to wipe up excess ejaculation; a woman who enjoys being ejaculated upon; extremely easy woman; notoriously loose
You know Jane the cheerleader? She's the football team's cumrag on road games.
by MartinBlank Mar 30, 2005 add a video
2. cumrag
1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates
1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?
by Jack Sep 26, 2003 add a video
3. cumrag
Brawny Towel, dishcloth, crusty old sock, family pictures, unsuspecting poodle used to keep nut off the carpet
#1) My girlfriend knows she's just a cumrag and she's cool with it.
#2) My cumrag gives me money so's I stay home at night.
#3) I had to strangle that cumrag... she snorted all my meth.
4. cumrag
Rag used to catch semen after one has ejaculated. (See Also: Nut Rag)
I usually use an old pair of drawers for a cumrag
by Jordan Jun 15, 2004 add a video
5. cumrag
the tissue, napkin or old sock that you use to catch a nut during masterbation
if i hadn't used a cumrag then i would have fuckin egg all over my bed
by kyle m Jul 16, 2003 add a video
6. Cumrag
A dirty rag used to repeatedly clean up someones cum. Can be used as an insult to slutty girls or gay guys.
Sara: Hi sammy! Please eat my pussy!!

Sammy: Get outa here you Cumrag!

Drake: Your a loser.

Nick: Fuck off drake! Lets not forget your a Cumrag.
7. cumrag
A person who annoys the people around him because he or she constantly wants to know about other people's sex lives.
Joe is such a cumrag.
by John Durker Aug 16, 2003 add a video
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