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Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019
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alfombruh

alfombruh (noun) term of endearment between Hispanic males for an extremely hairy friend from the Spanish alformbra≈"carpet"
"Héctor is one hairy dude."

"Agreed, but he's a cool guy."

"Yeah, man. He's my alfombruh"
by Content-ment411 May 14, 2019
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old country

any eastern European or Eurasian nation that ends in "-ia"; some in "-stan"; also Poland

ex: Russia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Kazakhstan, Waziristan
made famous by the elderly Ashkenazi couple Boris and Minka on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Rugrats"--it is always "old country" without an article
by Content-ment411 May 16, 2019
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post-poned

post-poned (verb tr. pst tnse)

an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"

etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)
"Did you see Kelly's argument w/ that pitbull forum on Reddit? She shut down the sanctimonious bullies leading the group with 1 paragraph"

"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"
by Content-ment411 March 29, 2020
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post-fun

Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable
"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?"

"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"

"Wall Street runs the liquor--"

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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"
by Content-ment411 October 25, 2019
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Bradlands

Bradlands (proper noun): various sub-regions within the Southwestern US frequented by frat-boys i.e. "Brad" and similar names

Known for their party schools; outdoor bars with decks; general "bro" culture and various bro/jam-band concert venues
Examples of "Bradlands" include Socttsdale, Arizona; Boulder, Colorado and Red Rocks
by Content-ment411 February 21, 2020
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pre-vert

pre-vert (n) when a person is obsessing and fruitlessly examining a past failure but in an extreme
"Chad was such a douchebag."
//
"Katie's such a bitch.
"I should've dumped (him/her) months ago"

"You broke it off, and it's over. Let's move on. Don't be a pre-vert"
by Content-ment411 August 6, 2019
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