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skanktimonious (noun): using pretentious social-science and/or political jargon to celebrate or endorse sexual wrongness
"I'm writing a dissertation on Cardi B as a 9th wave feminist bc she reclaimed stripping as a social force for . . ."
"That sounds pretty skanktimonious"
"That sounds pretty skanktimonious"
by Content-ment411 May 11, 2019
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Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019
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the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes
the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes
We've been polishing the granite and doing paint touch-ups for the Franklin job for 9 days. Tell the foreman to end this damn caulk fight!
by Content-ment411 October 20, 2019
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Amy Schumer could read the phone book on stage and Rotten Tomatoes would give her 99 percent rating for trashing some mean ex-boyfriend. They've been blueballing anything she does.
by Content-ment411 October 10, 2019
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"Katie's such a bitch.
"I should've dumped (him/her) months ago"
"You broke it off, and it's over. Let's move on. Don't be a pre-vert"
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"Katie's such a bitch.
"I should've dumped (him/her) months ago"
"You broke it off, and it's over. Let's move on. Don't be a pre-vert"
by Content-ment411 August 6, 2019
Get the pre-vert mug.blueneck (n): an individual isolated among the extreme leftward sociopolitical realm in the US
the blueneck is an individual who generally fails to understand the basic notions of economics or traditional religion and sees existence through a simplistic notion of culture, ideas and impulses; e.g. "aging liberal hippie douche" (cf. South Park)
the blueneck is an individual who generally fails to understand the basic notions of economics or traditional religion and sees existence through a simplistic notion of culture, ideas and impulses; e.g. "aging liberal hippie douche" (cf. South Park)
blueneck example: tenured philosophy professor who makes 90 grand a year, has one child (in grad school); paid off his house in 1998, and lives in a town in Vermont where the last violent crime was the Revolutionary War
philosophy professor: "so I said to my colleague, 'I say Charles, that overweight caterer for your faculty retirement party misspelled "hors d'oeuvres" haha' "
(Northern New England; San Francisco, CA; Portland, OR; Chapel Hill, NC; Sante Fe, NM; Austin, TX; Greenwich village and Brooklyn NY)
philosophy professor: "so I said to my colleague, 'I say Charles, that overweight caterer for your faculty retirement party misspelled "hors d'oeuvres" haha' "
(Northern New England; San Francisco, CA; Portland, OR; Chapel Hill, NC; Sante Fe, NM; Austin, TX; Greenwich village and Brooklyn NY)
by Content-ment411 June 19, 2020
Get the blueneck mug.(n) a rare but serious effect, most noted by journalist Tucker Carlson, wherein Sidney Powell gives you earful in reaction to numerous interview requests.
Interview requests that ask you to talk, on air, about highly consequential, ongoing litigation
Etymology: cf. Sidney Powell; a federal attorney, best known for her defense of Michael Flynn and for having brass balls bigger than most men in Washington DC
Interview requests that ask you to talk, on air, about highly consequential, ongoing litigation
Etymology: cf. Sidney Powell; a federal attorney, best known for her defense of Michael Flynn and for having brass balls bigger than most men in Washington DC
Maria Bartiromo from CNBC knows how to get an interview without causing irritable Powell syndrome // she's also rather hot
by Content-ment411 December 21, 2020
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