Content-ment411's definitions

skanktimonious

skanktimonious (noun): using pretentious social-science and/or political jargon to celebrate or endorse sexual wrongness

"I'm writing a dissertation on Cardi B as a 9th wave feminist bc she reclaimed stripping as a social force for . . ."

"That sounds pretty skanktimonious"

by Content-ment411 May 11, 2019

Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski

"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019

caulk fight

caulk fight (n) the final stage of minor fixes, "touch-ups" and punch list items in a home remodeling project;

the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes

We've been polishing the granite and doing paint touch-ups for the Franklin job for 9 days. Tell the foreman to end this damn caulk fight!

by Content-ment411 October 20, 2019

blueballing

blueballing (n/v) exaggeration of a film or TV show's ratings based largely or entirely on "blue" zip code political sympathies of the reviewers

Amy Schumer could read the phone book on stage and Rotten Tomatoes would give her 99 percent rating for trashing some mean ex-boyfriend. They've been blueballing anything she does.

by Content-ment411 October 10, 2019

pre-vert

pre-vert (n) when a person is obsessing and fruitlessly examining a past failure but in an extreme

"Chad was such a douchebag."
//
"Katie's such a bitch.
"I should've dumped (him/her) months ago"

"You broke it off, and it's over. Let's move on. Don't be a pre-vert"

by Content-ment411 August 6, 2019

blueneck

blueneck (n): an individual isolated among the extreme leftward sociopolitical realm in the US

the blueneck is an individual who generally fails to understand the basic notions of economics or traditional religion and sees existence through a simplistic notion of culture, ideas and impulses; e.g. "aging liberal hippie douche" (cf. South Park)

blueneck example: tenured philosophy professor who makes 90 grand a year, has one child (in grad school); paid off his house in 1998, and lives in a town in Vermont where the last violent crime was the Revolutionary War

philosophy professor: "so I said to my colleague, 'I say Charles, that overweight caterer for your faculty retirement party misspelled "hors d'oeuvres" haha' "

(Northern New England; San Francisco, CA; Portland, OR; Chapel Hill, NC; Sante Fe, NM; Austin, TX; Greenwich village and Brooklyn NY)

by Content-ment411 June 19, 2020

irritable Powell syndrome

(n) a rare but serious effect, most noted by journalist Tucker Carlson, wherein Sidney Powell gives you earful in reaction to numerous interview requests.

Interview requests that ask you to talk, on air, about highly consequential, ongoing litigation

Etymology: cf. Sidney Powell; a federal attorney, best known for her defense of Michael Flynn and for having brass balls bigger than most men in Washington DC

Maria Bartiromo from CNBC knows how to get an interview without causing irritable Powell syndrome // she's also rather hot

by Content-ment411 December 21, 2020