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Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski

"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019

alfombruh

alfombruh (noun) term of endearment between Hispanic males for an extremely hairy friend from the Spanish alformbra≈"carpet"

"Héctor is one hairy dude."

"Agreed, but he's a cool guy."

"Yeah, man. He's my alfombruh"

by Content-ment411 May 14, 2019

post-fun

Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable

"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?"

"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"

"Wall Street runs the liquor--"

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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"

by Content-ment411 October 25, 2019

irritable Powell syndrome

(n) a rare but serious effect, most noted by journalist Tucker Carlson, wherein Sidney Powell gives you earful in reaction to numerous interview requests.

Interview requests that ask you to talk, on air, about highly consequential, ongoing litigation

Etymology: cf. Sidney Powell; a federal attorney, best known for her defense of Michael Flynn and for having brass balls bigger than most men in Washington DC

Maria Bartiromo from CNBC knows how to get an interview without causing irritable Powell syndrome // she's also rather hot

by Content-ment411 December 21, 2020

pre-vert

pre-vert (n) when a person is obsessing and fruitlessly examining a past failure but in an extreme

"Chad was such a douchebag."
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"Katie's such a bitch.
"I should've dumped (him/her) months ago"

"You broke it off, and it's over. Let's move on. Don't be a pre-vert"

by Content-ment411 August 6, 2019

skanktimonious

skanktimonious (noun): using pretentious social-science and/or political jargon to celebrate or endorse sexual wrongness

"I'm writing a dissertation on Cardi B as a 9th wave feminist bc she reclaimed stripping as a social force for . . ."

"That sounds pretty skanktimonious"

by Content-ment411 May 11, 2019

pop-sickles

pop-sickle (n): entertainment with a sharply socialist message of class-warfare or having oppressor/oppressed structure (hammer and sickle is a popular socialist emblem)

designed to have mass appeal, these entertainments deliver the philosophy of socialism in a palletable or "sweet" setting

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-Movies like "Hustlers" and "Casino Jack"
-Musicians like Taylor Swift and (long ago) Rage Against the Machine
-Shows like "Good Girls" and "See" from Apple TV are obvious pop-sickles

by Content-ment411 March 14, 2020