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caulk fight (n) the final stage of minor fixes, "touch-ups" and punch list items in a home remodeling project;
the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes
the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes
We've been polishing the granite and doing paint touch-ups for the Franklin job for 9 days. Tell the foreman to end this damn caulk fight!
by Content-ment411 October 20, 2019
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an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"
etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)
an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"
etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)
"Did you see Kelly's argument w/ that pitbull forum on Reddit? She shut down the sanctimonious bullies leading the group with 1 paragraph"
"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"
"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"
by Content-ment411 March 29, 2020
Get the post-poned mug.skanktimonious (noun): using pretentious social-science and/or political jargon to celebrate or endorse sexual wrongness
"I'm writing a dissertation on Cardi B as a 9th wave feminist bc she reclaimed stripping as a social force for . . ."
"That sounds pretty skanktimonious"
"That sounds pretty skanktimonious"
by Content-ment411 May 11, 2019
Get the skanktimonious mug.(n) a rare but serious effect, most noted by journalist Tucker Carlson, wherein Sidney Powell gives you earful in reaction to numerous interview requests.
Interview requests that ask you to talk, on air, about highly consequential, ongoing litigation
Etymology: cf. Sidney Powell; a federal attorney, best known for her defense of Michael Flynn and for having brass balls bigger than most men in Washington DC
Interview requests that ask you to talk, on air, about highly consequential, ongoing litigation
Etymology: cf. Sidney Powell; a federal attorney, best known for her defense of Michael Flynn and for having brass balls bigger than most men in Washington DC
Maria Bartiromo from CNBC knows how to get an interview without causing irritable Powell syndrome // she's also rather hot
by Content-ment411 December 21, 2020
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Known for their party schools; outdoor bars with decks; general "bro" culture and various bro/jam-band concert venues
Known for their party schools; outdoor bars with decks; general "bro" culture and various bro/jam-band concert venues
by Content-ment411 February 21, 2020
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Amy Schumer could read the phone book on stage and Rotten Tomatoes would give her 99 percent rating for trashing some mean ex-boyfriend. They've been blueballing anything she does.
by Content-ment411 October 10, 2019
Get the blueballing mug.Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s
Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019
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