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skanktimonious

skanktimonious (noun): using pretentious social-science and/or political jargon to celebrate or endorse sexual wrongness
"I'm writing a dissertation on Cardi B as a 9th wave feminist bc she reclaimed stripping as a social force for . . ."

"That sounds pretty skanktimonious"
by Content-ment411 May 11, 2019
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post-fun

Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable
"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?"

"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"

"Wall Street runs the liquor--"

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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"
by Content-ment411 October 25, 2019
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Bradlands

Bradlands (proper noun): various sub-regions within the Southwestern US frequented by frat-boys i.e. "Brad" and similar names

Known for their party schools; outdoor bars with decks; general "bro" culture and various bro/jam-band concert venues
Examples of "Bradlands" include Socttsdale, Arizona; Boulder, Colorado and Red Rocks
by Content-ment411 February 21, 2020
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irritable Powell syndrome

(n) a rare but serious effect, most noted by journalist Tucker Carlson, wherein Sidney Powell gives you earful in reaction to numerous interview requests.

Interview requests that ask you to talk, on air, about highly consequential, ongoing litigation

Etymology: cf. Sidney Powell; a federal attorney, best known for her defense of Michael Flynn and for having brass balls bigger than most men in Washington DC
Maria Bartiromo from CNBC knows how to get an interview without causing irritable Powell syndrome // she's also rather hot
by Content-ment411 December 21, 2020
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pre-vert

pre-vert (n) when a person is obsessing and fruitlessly examining a past failure but in an extreme
"Chad was such a douchebag."
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"Katie's such a bitch.
"I should've dumped (him/her) months ago"

"You broke it off, and it's over. Let's move on. Don't be a pre-vert"
by Content-ment411 August 6, 2019
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blueneck

blueneck (n): an individual isolated among the extreme leftward sociopolitical realm in the US

the blueneck is an individual who generally fails to understand the basic notions of economics or traditional religion and sees existence through a simplistic notion of culture, ideas and impulses; e.g. "aging liberal hippie douche" (cf. South Park)
blueneck example: tenured philosophy professor who makes 90 grand a year, has one child (in grad school); paid off his house in 1998, and lives in a town in Vermont where the last violent crime was the Revolutionary War

philosophy professor: "so I said to my colleague, 'I say Charles, that overweight caterer for your faculty retirement party misspelled "hors d'oeuvres" haha' "

(Northern New England; San Francisco, CA; Portland, OR; Chapel Hill, NC; Sante Fe, NM; Austin, TX; Greenwich village and Brooklyn NY)
by Content-ment411 June 19, 2020
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blueballing

blueballing (n/v) exaggeration of a film or TV show's ratings based largely or entirely on "blue" zip code political sympathies of the reviewers
Amy Schumer could read the phone book on stage and Rotten Tomatoes would give her 99 percent rating for trashing some mean ex-boyfriend. They've been blueballing anything she does.
by Content-ment411 October 10, 2019
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