16 definitions by Content-ment411
Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable
"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?"
"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"
"Wall Street runs the liquor--"
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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"
"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"
"Wall Street runs the liquor--"
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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"
by Content-ment411 October 26, 2019
alfombruh (noun) term of endearment between Hispanic males for an extremely hairy friend from the Spanish alformbra≈"carpet"
by Content-ment411 May 15, 2019
Bradlands (proper noun): various sub-regions within the Southwestern US frequented by frat-boys i.e. "Brad" and similar names
Known for their party schools; outdoor bars with decks; general "bro" culture and various bro/jam-band concert venues
Known for their party schools; outdoor bars with decks; general "bro" culture and various bro/jam-band concert venues
by Content-ment411 February 21, 2020
Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s
Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
by Content-ment411 May 13, 2019
wokeswagon (n) a car with an excessive quantity of political, environmental and social engagement bumper stickers; well beyond self-expression or raising awareness into overtly distracting or obvious virtue signalling
I'm glad that dude with green hair is down w/ the Sierra Club. But I've counted 37 bumper stickers since we stopped at this light. That is a flagrant wokeswagon
by Content-ment411 August 24, 2019
any eastern European or Eurasian nation that ends in "-ia"; some in "-stan"; also Poland
ex: Russia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Kazakhstan, Waziristan
ex: Russia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Kazakhstan, Waziristan
made famous by the elderly Ashkenazi couple Boris and Minka on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Rugrats"--it is always "old country" without an article
by Content-ment411 May 17, 2019
blueballing (n/v) exaggeration of a film or TV show's ratings based largely or entirely on "blue" zip code political sympathies of the reviewers
Amy Schumer could read the phone book on stage and Rotten Tomatoes would give her 99 percent rating for trashing some mean ex-boyfriend. They've been blueballing anything she does.
by Content-ment411 October 10, 2019