Content-ment411's definitions

Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski

"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019

ewok

ewok (noun) term of reference for non-coastal American with socially traditional beliefs

("ewok" is an anagram of "woke". The term comes from a warring, primitive bear-like lifeform in the Star Wars movies who were aggressive and tribalistic)

by Content-ment411 October 30, 2019

pop-sickles

pop-sickle (n): entertainment with a sharply socialist message of class-warfare or having oppressor/oppressed structure (hammer and sickle is a popular socialist emblem)

designed to have mass appeal, these entertainments deliver the philosophy of socialism in a palletable or "sweet" setting

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-Movies like "Hustlers" and "Casino Jack"
-Musicians like Taylor Swift and (long ago) Rage Against the Machine
-Shows like "Good Girls" and "See" from Apple TV are obvious pop-sickles

by Content-ment411 March 14, 2020

post-poned

post-poned (verb tr. pst tnse)

an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"

etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)

"Did you see Kelly's argument w/ that pitbull forum on Reddit? She shut down the sanctimonious bullies leading the group with 1 paragraph"

"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"

by Content-ment411 March 29, 2020

bragriculture

bragriculture (noun): excessive devotion to sustainability and fair labor practices in farming with very loud advertising of this to offset ridiculous prices

"Intelligenstia is some great coffee"

"Yeah but you need financing to buy a pound of beans. It's total bragriculture."

by Content-ment411 May 18, 2019

alfombruh

alfombruh (noun) term of endearment between Hispanic males for an extremely hairy friend from the Spanish alformbra≈"carpet"

"Héctor is one hairy dude."

"Agreed, but he's a cool guy."

"Yeah, man. He's my alfombruh"

by Content-ment411 May 14, 2019

irritable Powell syndrome

(n) a rare but serious effect, most noted by journalist Tucker Carlson, wherein Sidney Powell gives you earful in reaction to numerous interview requests.

Interview requests that ask you to talk, on air, about highly consequential, ongoing litigation

Etymology: cf. Sidney Powell; a federal attorney, best known for her defense of Michael Flynn and for having brass balls bigger than most men in Washington DC

Maria Bartiromo from CNBC knows how to get an interview without causing irritable Powell syndrome // she's also rather hot

by Content-ment411 December 21, 2020