Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens's definitions

fag hagging

treating a male homosexual friend as an accessory to happiness

Richard because he was fed up with Lara fag-hagging him.

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 30, 2003

flid

Silly person.

"I am a Flid" - Matt Lee

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens December 22, 2003

loved up

Someone who talks about their girlfriend quite a lot, or does stuff for said girlfriend.

Me, apparently (Matt) am loved up. Sally Jenkinson said so. She's a cummer, and a beanflicker.

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 27, 2003

Bigger than Ron Jeremy's Cock

Something that's particularly large...

Matt Lee: Have you seen my credit card bill this month? It's bigger than Ron Jeremy's cock!

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 24, 2003

beanflicker

Someone who associates with people who are frankly cunts, and they know this, but they still hang out with them...

Why do you hang out with Peter Tipple?! You're such a fucking beanflicker!

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 27, 2003

clitourist

The gay girl version of a cocktease

"Fanny is such a clitourist"

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens February 1, 2004

Buzz Numbering System

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.

a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003