Colby's definitions

omib00bies

A new definition regarding breast size on a woman. Used as a replacement for a more derogatory wordism. Used singularly as omib00b which is a rocking chick

That girl has a nice set of omib00bies.

by Colby April 25, 2004

xenimus

internet crack.

"I droped out of school to play xenimus full time."

by colby December 11, 2003

titsup

Origin: when any mammal has died and is on its back, it is "tits up". Things have gone titsup, meaning, the animal/situation has fallen down/gone wrong.

"Star Wars I, II would have been great, but Lucas became involved and the story-line went titsup!"

by colby May 13, 2005

LAX

Los Angeles International Airport

I flew from SEA to LAX today.

by Colby September 13, 2003

Upright Citizens Brigade

Also known as "UCB." Improv comedy group/school in NYC. Had their own TV show for a while which kicked ass.

The UCB are responsible for such great things as Ass Pennies, The Poo Stick, The Hole in the Sheet, Captain Lunatic, Bong Boy, Thunderball, Supercool, The Bucket of Truth, and The Little Donny Foundation.

Their school has launched many a comedian onto an unsuspecting public, including Rob Corddry and Ed Helms of "The Daily Show."

(This was the intro to the show)

From the dawn of civilization they have existed in order to undermine it.

"Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos."

They have no government ties and unlimited resources.

"When something goes wrong, we are the cause."

Every corner of this Earth is under their surveillance.

"If you do it, we see it. Always.
We believe the powerful should be made less powerful.
We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it.
Antione. Colby. Trotter. Adair.
We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."

by Colby October 18, 2004

sublime

Noble, grand majestic.

Queen Elizabeth could be characterized as sublime.

by Colby February 20, 2004