Dennis Kucinich

The best President we've never had.

If John Kerry had any sense, he'd have picked Dennis as VP instead of John Edwards.

by Colby October 18, 2004

sonny moore

the awesome lead singer of from first to last

sonny moore is really fucking short

by colby August 02, 2004

xenimus

internet crack.

"I droped out of school to play xenimus full time."

by colby December 11, 2003

Heisman

V: In American football, when an offensive player pushes a defensive player away with one arm in order to flee and/or incapacitate the defensive player, emulating the Heisman Trophy.

Wow, did you see Ricky Williams heisman that linebacker?

by Colby September 08, 2003

cabin fever

when a bunch of white people get stuck in a cabin usualy resulting in gay sex

"Yo, i got cabin fever and it was WAAAAACKKK"

by Colby November 18, 2003

Upright Citizens Brigade

Also known as "UCB." Improv comedy group/school in NYC. Had their own TV show for a while which kicked ass.

The UCB are responsible for such great things as Ass Pennies, The Poo Stick, The Hole in the Sheet, Captain Lunatic, Bong Boy, Thunderball, Supercool, The Bucket of Truth, and The Little Donny Foundation.

Their school has launched many a comedian onto an unsuspecting public, including Rob Corddry and Ed Helms of "The Daily Show."

(This was the intro to the show)

From the dawn of civilization they have existed in order to undermine it.

"Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos."

They have no government ties and unlimited resources.

"When something goes wrong, we are the cause."

Every corner of this Earth is under their surveillance.

"If you do it, we see it. Always.
We believe the powerful should be made less powerful.
We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it.
Antione. Colby. Trotter. Adair.
We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."

by Colby October 18, 2004