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15 definitions by Cody Murray

 
8.
1. A funnier and better way of describing a food or drug laxative that helps you to poo.

2. Slang and/or short form for laxative.

3. A popular personality from the online PC video game Counter-Strike. His heyday was mainly in Counter-Strike version 1.5 around the year 2001 (specifically on a server called "Thunderdome" which was a Warcraft 3 MOD server) Although he was most prevalent in version 1.5, poolax has been frequenting Counter-Strike servers from version 1.2 through present-day Counter-Strike: Source. His other popular alias was "Oprah" from the infamous "|FAT|" clan. Poolax also had a famous counterpart, "chode", who accompanied poolax at the top of the thunderdome ranks, and in the |FAT| clan, where he was referred to as "Rita McNeil".
14 year old CS geek: "Oh my god, what the hell, poolax just knifed me from behind, he's so leet."

45 year old CS geek: "What the hell, he keeps killing 4 of us at a time with his stupid suicide bombing technique, I'm totally getting him banned... and why is he always talking about poo?"
by Cody Murray August 22, 2005
 
9.
Malaspina University College.

Established: 1969

Population: 7000+

A fast-growing University College in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. The 4th biggest University in British Columbia next to Simon Fraser University, The University of British Columbia, and The University of Victoria.

Malaspina University College offers various training options, which range from fundamental literacy skills and English-as-a-Second Language programs, to many Bachelor’s degrees, some Master’s degrees, and post-degree diploma programs.

Malaspina is well known in international education and contract training for business and industry.
Justin: "I go to University on Vancouver Island."

Joe: "Oh yeah. Malaspina or UVIC?"

Justin: "Malaspina."

Joe: "Nice."
by Cody Murray October 02, 2006
 
10.
A reoccurring red and blotchy rash surrounding the armpit. The cause and the cure for this symptom are both unknown. Some experts believe that it is due to continual usage of a certain arm deodorant and/or antiperspirant in which the person is somewhat allergic. A sufferer of "shitpit" usually decides not to switch the infecting product just for the heck of it, rather than logically trying a different product. It is a very complex disease affecting the person both mentally (insanity) and physically (red pits).
Darrell: "Dude, let's go to the Aqua-centre for a swim."

Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."

Darrell: "Why the hell not?"

Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."
by Cody Murray August 23, 2005
 
11.
VIU
Vancouver Island University.

Formerly "Malaspina University-College."

On April 23, 2008, the provincial government of British Columbia announced its intention to amend the University Act at the Legislative Assembly of British Columbia to upgrade Malaspina University-College into a full university.

Located in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada. It has smaller campuses in Duncan, Powell River and Parksville.

Student body as of 2008: 19,000
"Do you go to Malaspina?"

"Man, it's called VIU now... and yes... i do."
by Cody Murray September 18, 2008
 
12.
CR
Short for "Campbell River," a small city on Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada.

North of Courtenay, Comox, and Nanaimo and south of Port Hardy, Port Alice, and Sayward.
"Dude, is she from Nanaimo?"

"Nope, she's a CR skank."

"OHHHHH."
by Cody Murray March 20, 2008
 
13.
An insult you can use when someone beats you in any soccer drill.

The theory of the origin of this insult can be linked to the usage of your feet in soccer (foot), and the popularity of the many insults revolving around homosexuality (fag). fag + foot = fagfoot.
Cody: "Haha, looks like you couldn't get the ball after that strike of mine."

Bjorn: "Aarrghh, you're like some stupid fagfoot or something."
by Cody Murray August 23, 2005
 
14.
An expression used in the card game "Texas Hold 'em Poker" for someone who was losing the hand to one or more players, and was saved by the 5th card, the river, due only to luck, and won the hand.
Bob: "All in"

Stew: "... I call"

Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"

Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*

Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"
by Cody Murray April 09, 2006