14 definitions by Cockblastof09
Me:*Trying to break ice*don’t do it man let’s talk, you watch anime?
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me
Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you
Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me
Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you
Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
Greatest beatboxer/artist of all time. He Has some pretty good critiques on Post-modern society hidden in his songs.
I just listened to the Fortnite battle pass song by Abdul Cisse the greatest music artist of all time!
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
When a person goes into teaching or the care of poverty stricken young teens for the sole purpose of living out a savior complex. This syndrome is curable and the remedy is giving them enough time to interact with the disillusioned youth. They end up having petty arguments with most youth and picking a few favorites that are their vision of success.
Beckisha: I understand your situation and can save you!
Ron: Shut your mouth bitch and do your job.
Tyrell: I’ve accepted my fate and realized that the odds are stacked against me.
Raul:I gotta agree with Tyrell and Ron shut up and your just making it a more annoying stay.
Beckisha: Don’t you want to be indoctrinated into a system or movement?
Everyone: No, There’s nothing left to fight for might as well get high and skip school.
Tyrell: Seems like you got a pretty bad case of Sds(Stand and deliver syndrome).You seem to be putting a lot of priority into making us role model citizens. How bout you just shut up and make our downward spiral into the prison system and drug dependency a little more relaxing.
Beckisha: Fuck all of you
Ron: Shut your mouth bitch and do your job.
Tyrell: I’ve accepted my fate and realized that the odds are stacked against me.
Raul:I gotta agree with Tyrell and Ron shut up and your just making it a more annoying stay.
Beckisha: Don’t you want to be indoctrinated into a system or movement?
Everyone: No, There’s nothing left to fight for might as well get high and skip school.
Tyrell: Seems like you got a pretty bad case of Sds(Stand and deliver syndrome).You seem to be putting a lot of priority into making us role model citizens. How bout you just shut up and make our downward spiral into the prison system and drug dependency a little more relaxing.
Beckisha: Fuck all of you
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
Me: When I have enough time to reflect on the average humans life I realize how boring experiencing reality is.
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
Hot southern chick: Man them dang darned blacks be stealing and killing us whites
Ron:Uh yeah blacks they are mean, my buddy Chris got his confederate flag savagely yanked out of his hand by an African American Blm protester while playing fuck da police and slapping a disabled white veteran with his other hand.
Hot southern chick: omg your so brave *hugs him* and gives her number to him.
Ron: I don’t even care about black people but ya totally worth it!Performative Racism is neat try it sometime!
Ron:Uh yeah blacks they are mean, my buddy Chris got his confederate flag savagely yanked out of his hand by an African American Blm protester while playing fuck da police and slapping a disabled white veteran with his other hand.
Hot southern chick: omg your so brave *hugs him* and gives her number to him.
Ron: I don’t even care about black people but ya totally worth it!Performative Racism is neat try it sometime!
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
The belief that people suck and that society is doomed to fail but in my opinion it doesn’t mean it’s their fault.Human nature is just naturally ball juice.My strain of misanthropy is that which includes the concept that people are a product of their environment and time is linear. You can only do things that people claim to be good if you are in a certain mind space or place in wealth and safe from physical harm/mental.The same is with so called bad people, it’s all influenced by your environment and that any person can become evil/not good by whatever standards you judge people by.In the end their are certain patterns in humans that displays greed and contempt. Philosophy,politics, and religion are all used to justify harming others. I don’t blame them tho that’s just how humans are. I and you are just like the rest we are ball juice.
Alysia: So you believe in Misanthropy and people are bad
Me:yes
Alysia: How do you justify this?
Me: *smug face*“They claim their labours are to build a heaven yet their heaven is populated with horrors. Perhaps the world is not made. Perhaps nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman.”- Dr.Manhattan
Me:yes
Alysia: How do you justify this?
Me: *smug face*“They claim their labours are to build a heaven yet their heaven is populated with horrors. Perhaps the world is not made. Perhaps nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman.”- Dr.Manhattan
by Cockblastof09 April 15, 2022
Coworker : I met this Berkeley chick and she was talking about politics and it was annoying.
Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?
Coworker: huh?
Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.
Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?
Coworker: huh?
Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022